Arse wipes to the stars!
JOSEPH'S Toiletries - Poshest bog roll in the world
Apparently endorsed by Gwyneth Paltrow and costs $275 for two months' supply.
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 7:20,
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I'm surprised that Paltrow actually uses toilet paper
I assumed she had a pack of organic Labradoodle puppies to lick her arse clean.
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 7:51,
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Well now Chris Martin has left...
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simbosan liked your link on, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 8:03,
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She likely wipes her mouth with them.
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slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Thu 11 Feb 2016, 8:41,
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before or after she has used them?
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 10:46,
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Don't think it matters
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slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Thu 11 Feb 2016, 11:36,
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Whatever happened to scratchy bog roll that looked like tracing paper?
Kids these days have it so easy.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 9:26,
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My grand parents had this in the outside toilet
It was actually under a lean-to semi enclosed area but was the original outside loo.
They had normal stuff in the upstairs loo (presumably for best like the front dining room that was never used).
We only shat upstairs
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