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This is a link post Cyriak's done a brilliant new vid for Fiat
I bet that contract started with "We like your stuff, but we'd like you to tone it down a bit for our target audience".

Still works really well though.
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 9 Mar 2017, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Very watchable.

(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Thu 9 Mar 2017, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Much more likely to have opened with
'We can't/won't pay you much, but just think of the EXPOSURE!'
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 9 Mar 2017, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! I bet it did too.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 9 Mar 2017, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Proper lully that :)

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 9 Mar 2017, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I normally hate car adverts but that was nice.
Usually you've just got some wishy-washy dialogue about how the car is supposed to empower you, make you independent and happy without saying a single useful thing about the damned car, but this was at least pleasant to watch.

ed: quite a nice soundtrack too.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 9 Mar 2017, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Although it still didn't say a single useful thing about the damned car

(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm
Still doesn't make me want to buy a shit ghey Noddy car.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Thu 9 Mar 2017, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Cyriak is certifiable, there's no doubt about that.
And here's a youtube link if you want it to embed: www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHGaRQIGYG4
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 9 Mar 2017, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post You utter fucker
I hate you
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 9 Mar 2017, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 9 Mar 2017, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post fucks sakes
fucking every time
 (I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Sun 12 Mar 2017, 9:00, Reply)
This is a normal post
i'm still not sure what the dog with a bow tie is all about though
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 9 Mar 2017, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah you could do it better etc
...oh. ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 9 Mar 2017, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Couldn't you even sneak in a crafty dog's head coming out of a dog's head coming out of a dog's head with a bow tie?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 9 Mar 2017, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Catering to their target audience no doubt.
Do you know many Fiat 500 owners?
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 9 Mar 2017, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post super work as usual :)

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post For some reason
I was expecting a Cyriak car ad to be like the Grace Jones Citroen one, but with more cars emerging from more body parts.

It's very nice, though.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 9 Mar 2017, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm so gay for Cyriak...
There, I've said it!
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 9 Mar 2017, 23:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed that, but what strikes me is
How stylish / fun / iconic / characterful 90% of this video is. All the stuff with the old cute fiat is just awesome...
... then the new one at the end. no character, no fun, no style.
I'm not taking anything away from Cyriak: What they gave him to work with for the last few seconds is SHIT. a cup of fluffy coffy and a cunt taking pictures on his phone and breakdancing for fucks sake.. Jesus these people are cunts. made the new car look utterly gutless.

So in conclusion: animation superb, music superb, tacked on corporate shit at the end: made me want to punch myself in the nuts
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Fri 10 Mar 2017, 9:09, Reply)
This is a normal post seems a bit churlish to moan about 10% of a great ad when most ads are 100% shit

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 9:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't care if he made a tenner or ten thousand!


"Pay him....Pay him now"

Cyriak is worth every penny he can get from what he does.
 (Tivert, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 3:49, Reply)