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This is a link post Flaming Vodka Mishap
His face at the end says it all lol
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 17:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why do people do that?
and why do I read mishap always as 'mee shap'
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 17:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are Jar Jar Binks
AICMFP
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 17:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Woah, woah woah....
We've all had a drink, but there's no need for that.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Right, you've all been warned. Can I ask you gentlemen to leave, please. NOW.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 19:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Has anyone been to Russia? Does the internet give a distorted and vaguely racist impression that they are all rampant alcoholics with no sense of self-preservation?

Or are they all rampant alcoholics with no sense of self-preservation?
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 18:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have you seen their driving videos?

(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 18:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post only the men
the women are all mail order brides in faux white fur
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 18:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post In my experience (a while ago now)
the majority of Russian men over, say, 35 are what you said. Hard to tell cos the rampant alcoholism makes them look older than they are. In the interest of not sounding too UKIP I should say I met two or three exceptions to this - lovely men in their 60s who could seriously knock it back but somehow never went nuts. But this is a country which sells beer from kiosks at any time of day, like we do here with mars bars.
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 18:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's only beer

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sat 24 Jan 2015, 12:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was in Russia last month.
On the flight back I was sitting next to a fat Russian kid - age 12ish - who, as soon as we'd left Russian soil, put on Brokeback Mountain. I suspect he wanted to see what the fuss was about without going to the gulag. His Mum turned it off when it got to the bumming. I'm acutely aware that this didn't answer your question or, indeed, have anything to do with it.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 23 Jan 2015, 19:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 20:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post No Oleg
No manlove for you.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 21:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stalin took advantage of it during WW2.

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 20:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hitch-hiked in Siberia for a while
weather got super-shite, and nobody was going to pick up three soaked through tubby Cagoule-pricks; even for a bit of random killing.
After a miserable hour or so of walking, with about 12 hours more ahead (and I had resigned to that) I ended up in a small town, all kiosks and shops shut. The only sign of life was a surprising number of 13 year olds with vodka, tablet (that condensed milk sugar, thing) and mobile phones.
They chose not to random kill us, and instead called us a taxi.
I slept in a shithole B&B as I had intended in Irkutsk.
I note that they sell IRN BRU in Russia. Could that be relevant?
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post That sizzling sound makes me hungry for Korean barbecue

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 18:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm. May be amusing.
shirtless russians? check
drinking? liveleak? check, check
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 19:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm

I'll pass, cheers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 24 Jan 2015, 3:03, , Reply)