Just imagine what this bloke's house will smell like when he moves out
Scotch eggs and skidded undies I'm guessing
(, Thu 18 May 2017, 8:46, Share, Reply)
Typical Guardian passive-aggressiveness.
I think his 'bans' are pretty reasonable.
(, Thu 18 May 2017, 9:15, Share, Reply)
you wouldn't want coloureds living in a house you owned either?
(, Thu 18 May 2017, 9:32, Share, Reply)
Not if they were going to leave the walls, ceilings and carpets stinking of fish and/or curry
(, Thu 18 May 2017, 9:43, Share, Reply)
wouldnt you just say 'no curries' - just as he's said 'no smoking' and 'no pets' -
rather than 'no coloureds'.
(, Thu 18 May 2017, 9:49, Share, Reply)
Benny, go and share your sanctimonious outrage on fuckbook or twatter, there's a good chap.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 18 May 2017, 9:38,
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Can't he just ban curry?
I mean... you can ban pets, but not pet owners, and you can ban smoking, but not smokers, so ban curry but not curry makers.
Surely this isn't even an issue.
(, Thu 18 May 2017, 10:04, Share, Reply)
That would be racist by default.
Asian people eat curry morning, noon and night. This would be like saying they can live there, but they have to starve to death.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 18 May 2017, 10:21,
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well even broader than that is...
some of the deposit can be used to bring the property up to the same standard it was at the beginning of the tenancy, the deposit scheme is there to protect both the landlord and the tenants. whether it's curry, cat piss or actual damage doesn't really matter
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sock more tea vicar?, Thu 18 May 2017, 10:42,
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"Some"?
It's been a few years since I rented admittedly, but my deposit was about a grand. You'd be lucky to redecorate and re-carpet a flat for that.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 18 May 2017, 10:46,
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Cant imagine he pays what you or I would pay to have our houses done
He'll have contractors that cover his whole empire
(, Thu 18 May 2017, 10:57, Share, Reply)
Won't his landlord insurance protect him against fire, theft and curry?
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 18 May 2017, 11:01,
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