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This is a link post Kitten Chasing A Piece Of String I made this!
Monster Truck in his first ever song! Monster Truck is my new kitten. He's settling in well. He's a bit foolish at times but is an excellent addition to the family.

Hooray for Monster Truck! Watch out string! You cannot defeat Monster Truck!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Monster Truck is a very nice name for a kitten
Well done
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post why thankyou
if we had another he would be called Racing Car.

but we don't.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post My friends have named their cat
Thunderlips.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh that is very good
someone was telling me her boy had wanted to call their kitten Battleship or Terminator but she had said no and enforced the name Colin.

Shame.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post My friend has called her cat Steve
Ithink I prefer Monster Truck
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I called my cat Anubis
just so i could nick name him noobie... it then got shortend further to noob, and then simply nob... which suits him quite well if you ask me
 (That Random Guy, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Anubis is a good name for a cat anyway innit
though it's not far from Anus, which is less good
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post My friends named their cat 'Chairman Miaow'
which was awesome. Although their kids renamed it 'Maow' as they had trouble pronouncing his full name.

He once woke up another one of my friends by depositing a Cleavland steamer on his chest.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha ha unlucky
I'm going to have to get a cat, but it seems I have some thinking to do about the name. I'm thinking either Unicron, Panthro, Dangermouse, Skeletor or Brian.
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post those are all good
but calling a cat dangermouse might give it some psychological issues
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I say why not just name your cat all of those things...
Unicron Panthro Dangermouse Skeletor Brian

has a sort of a ring to it...
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 6:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Funny you should say that as
we named our beautiful fluffball Mao too. You see (clears throat in intelligent way)"mao" in Mandarin pronounced with the up then down tone means cat. So, you know, technically its correct...
 (tweed_steed will be an inconsistent ninja tonight, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post We have named our 2 cats
Mr Patel
Mr Splashypants

That is all
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Very good!
Hoorays!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post our second cat got called Isis
to fit with an egyptian theme.
i dont actually think she's ever been called that since we got her, its usually Icy, icy-ice, girl cat, lady cat, icy-girl or "the good one"

even the vets mess it up and almost always say Iris...
 (That Random Guy, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post she must be very disappointed
to have such a regal name and then get called iris by the vet
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Battleship is a BRILLIANT name for a pet!
Colin is still pretty good - its better than tiddles or fluffy or some other shite.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post my step mum had 8 cats all with fantastic names
there was:
Gregory
Jerremy
Dougal
Laveric
Bodie
Doyle
Merrin
and Gavin

and they all had 2 or 3 nicknames each...
 (That Random Guy, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Ive always wanted to call something
'globe' and 'slipper'
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I had one called
Trevor.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Mine is
called Terry. After Nutkins.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Is he called Terry Nutkins?
Or just Terry?
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
I have cats called
Fang
Scud Missile
Wotsit
Aggro
Dopey
Peebles
George

Various kittens with names such as Dennis, Thunder, Lightning, Monk, Flail, Sooty (a ginger), and a few without names, but with any luck they'll be going soon and we'll be left with just our original 7
 (Freakmandu, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post wow!
you are well catted up!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
Our cats are called Milly, Button and Lewis Twilight(not with us yet, he's too little). Milly and Button are Tortoiseshells and Lewis Twilight is a black Sphynx.
My sister has a Bengal called Jesus and a ginger moggy called Martin - a.k.a Big Fat Martin. She also has 2 Maine Coons called Crystal and Wolf...and she's adopted next door's tabby, Brian.
 (five5v, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Kitteh's
My cats are called Jasper and Jorg Albertz Jr.
The next one will be called Reinhard Heydrich Jr.
My friend's kitten is called Sparkplug which is a great name.
 (garrison, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I met a dog in a park recently that had been named by a slightly eccentric 6 year old girl
Robin Hood.
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Did he rob sticks from the middle classes
to give to pikeys?
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post joel
our cats should rendezvous one misty morning and duel at 10 kitten paces. MONSTER TRUCK VS BATTLECAT!
 (goorf, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree
Especially if he gets fat.
 (evillttlimp is a Ladytron. No seriously she has a suit., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 7:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm clicking this just because
the fabric road block map thing on the floor reminded me of my childhood pushing cars around on one exactly the same...

Also monster truck is an awesome kitten name.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post hoorays!
they can still be fulfilling in adult life you know
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post And my little lad
Was very pleased to see 'his' car mat on the internets.

Lovely vid, great name for a cat.
 (I helped save b3ta! ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 7:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Huzzah!
He is a fine kitten with a fine name and a fine song about him.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Thankyou very much!
I will tell Monster Truck and he will be very pleased about that
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I have three cats
Frank, Chip & Beans.

All my cats have been given junk food related monikers.
R.I.P Chipolata :(
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Poor old chipolata
how come beans is the only plural? also, is Frank a junk food then?
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Short for Frankfurter!
Bean sounded a bit weird thus we pluralised it... :D

EDIT: my next cat will be called 'egg'!
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah right ok now i understand!

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 7 Jul 2010, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Egg is also a fine feline name.

(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Cute moggy :)

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah he's a sweety
but less so when he's wrapped around your ankle trying to chew chunks off
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Scar tissue is a fact of life where kittinz are concerned...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post true
he's a loveably psychotic little spiky murderfluff
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 7 Jul 2010, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Awww Kitteh
It is a fact of kitteh life...

Tickletickletickle Wrigglewrigglewriggle
Tickletickletickle Wrigglewrigglewriggle
TickletickletickNOM finished playing now strut away.

Monster Truck is lulley.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogthedog, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah that's about right
though the general level of violence while small seems to be pretty high
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Love it. I want to see millions of views on youtube!

(I helped save b3ta! spike_tones, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 23:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Guaranteed
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Why was I not made aware of this sooner?

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Too Cute For Words
But I'll use some anyway. It is also a brilliant name. For the records my cats are:
Zut
Aisha Kandisha
Spike (after Spike Milligan ... coz he's a complete goon)

But my late sister takes the family pet naming prize for her cats:
Beauregard
Baby Driver
and
State of Maine
 (3badcats, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post string sings!
I had no idea string sounded like that!
I have 4 cats, brother n sister ronnie and reggie, adopted toothless stepcat was alfie, renamed to ralfie and the most recent one millie. Had to name her in front of her original mum else i would have called her something better.
 (a girl called harry, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it so she knows what her kids are all called?
Never heard of this bit of cat-lore before. Did she hear what all her other kittens' names were as well?
 (Roehamster, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Best cat name ever
Also best song ever.

Our family cat is called Winston, so named by my brother because he's black like the guy from Ghostbusters. I prefer to think it was after Churchill because that's marginally less idiotic. Still got visible scarring on my arms from when he was a kitten, nowadays he's the most chilled out cat in the world.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dave McF wrote some words on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I have known cats called
Curtains, Windows and Supersuds.
 (godspants, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Awsome string catching!
Yay for Monster Truck - he will be mighty and strong!

My kitties are Runty Rockets and Gato Boo-Boo.

Other nick names include Big Boo, Little Boo, Tiny Panther, Little Bear, Bo-Bo, Runty Buckets, Runty Buiscuits, Runty Bubons, Big Bad Boo, Boo-Boo, Boo-Bootronics, Gato Cato, Boobies, Boobie-doos.

All names should be said in a ridculous high pitch and baby-like tone.
 (Just a girl., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree with everyone up there^, Monster Truck is a fantastic name for a cat.
I used to have a cat called Nine-Bar, but it was shortened to Nine for social events etc! I named my new kitten Syd, because I found him on Sydnup Hill, and I think it suits him.
 (acme, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:48, Reply)