how is it possible to write 500 words on a big dildo without mentioning its dimensions?
(benito vaselinino not that one, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 19:52,
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It's big enough to write 500 words on
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 20:49,
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After a public school and Oxborough education one learns to not focus on the puerile and prurient.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 20:58,
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Bloody autocorrect.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 20:59,
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Delete it and have another go
(benito vaselinino not that one, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 21:44,
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BENNY
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 23:34,
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It's a carved elephant tusk.
They're pretty bloody big.
(stuj(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 22 Apr 2017, 21:31,
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Don't you worry, size isn't everything.
(Varmint, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 23:02,
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The poor pachyderm.
And it's not even minge dynasty ivory carving.
(MudfaceThe web isn't callipygian, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 23:02,
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Go easy on the old tusker!
As an aside does this constitute some sort of penile dentata?
(Clying Crayondraws the wrong conclusion, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 23:35,
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Nothing but the finest quimshaw.
(jonbobloves you, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 22:25,
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My question is
If you were in the auction house alone would you smell it?
(dirk speedriftSit doon, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 9:45,
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I think it would be rude not to.
(MC Chicken SandwichMe gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Sun 23 Apr 2017, 13:24,
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