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This is a link post Ludwig Van Butt-hoven. - (NSFW) NSFW
A very interesting (& NSFW) interpretation of his fifth symphony.

Please don't hate me :(
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Went on too long
but a grand idea.
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post How
can that go on for too long?
 (Leemondus, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 2:37, Reply)
This is a normal post That was great!
*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheeky! :D

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking Hipsters.
She had an immense arse though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hardfarter Following through since 1978, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post DOWN WITH HIPSTERS!
UP THE ARSE!
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 8:18, Reply)
This is a normal post ack!
That comment did not help my headcold. I successfully managed to snot over myself...
 (Megamoss, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post looked like there were some bloody steampunks and victorian cosplayers in the crowd
those feckers seem to think burlesque is part of the checklist for their scene.
steam powered dildo? check
dress like an extra from Bram Stokers Dracula? check
you are constantly mistaken for goths? check
you are constantly mistaken for goths, but secretly think this is ok? check
go to evenings of burlesque? check
actually live a boring humdrum life, desperatley doing anything weird just to prove you are "alternative" to your uninterested friends & colleagues? check
 (I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 23:16, Reply)
This is a normal post ^That! Yes, fucking that with bells on!
I'm quite a tolerant person but when you interact with people from the 'Alternate Scene' they're so fucking uptight/conservative that the mainstream they're trying to reject by being the way they are is just another form of conformity.

I usually find Vegans the worst of the bunch.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hardfarter Following through since 1978, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post why thanks :D
I cant fucking stand all these dressers up
they are effete diletanttes, all style no substance, and yet they grasp to the coat tails of other scenes.
Being alternative doesnt mean you have to be Wiccan and like victorian mourning clothes, have your nipple pierced and use the word "gothic".

They desperatley need attention

That all said, I would leave her like a burst couch
 (I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post the most alternative thing you can do
is buy "normal" clothes.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:27, Reply)
This is a normal post yup

(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
That was ace! Bit annoying hearing all the hoots and hollers over the music, but thats what its like at burlesque / cabaret things.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 0:07, Reply)
This is a normal post
I have the strangest boner right now
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 0:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Why is it strange?
Mine makes complete sense right now
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post few bum notes in there
and "fucking hipsters"
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post twas
quite a cheeky rendition, i thought. A cracking performance.
 (softporn 70's sink fixer, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post 1812 would have been good with the cannon fire

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 8:28, Reply)
This is a normal post This was..
just a load of ass.
 (TheASK, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, butt is it art?
Man! I can't believe nobody cum up with that...
 (I helped save b3ta! CapnChkn I would rather be flying elephants., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:19, Reply)