ha this is such a good idea
all stairs should be like this!
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oncedaily, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:18,
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The other thing they should do
is make bendy buses make accordion noises when they go round corners...
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HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:00,
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I bought a harmonica yesterday
I plan to put it in my mouth when cycling up steep hills
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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:34,
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wohoo!
+10 for tricking the fatties to do some fucking exercise.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:28,
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I propose the banning of escalators
to a) reduce the amount of electricity (and thus green house gas emmissions) and b) get tubby people on the move.
2 birds, 1 stone. magnum for president.
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magnum, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:04,
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I totally agree
it would also mean a generally tighter average of female arse, which would mean happier relationships, lower levels of stress, longer life spans.
Win win situation!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:10,
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Lifts should be bannend
In in their place, fireman's poles.
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:18,
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I work on the 11th floor
I dread to think what having to climb up that pole every day would do to me.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:38,
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If you took piano stairs
by the time you got to the 5th floor only dogs would be able to hear the notes
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:08,
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If you went a few floors below ground level
the notes would be so low they'd make you shit yourself.
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i'd like to see volkswagen produce a similar 'initiative'
where they pursuade people to ride bikes to work instead of driving their cars
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mutated monty, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:33,
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A VolksDasFahrrad ?
... marketing would have a fit .. before going down the pub and
snorting copious amount of coke.
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if they produce a bike..
where I can get to work clean, dry, not knackered, and on time, then I will.
Oh, they have. It's a car. Cheers, VW!
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I likes this
don't care if it is volkswagen or not. Escalators should be banned! Especially those horizontal ones in Heathrow!
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they're great fun if you leave 100 oranges on them
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:24,
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or do this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9tPwW4dyOQ
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:26,
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try dragging your luggage nearly a mile
After a fucking exhausting 12 hour flight, and see if you feel the same.
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thats what the trolleys are for
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The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 9:17,
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Err...
...they don't have trolleys before immigration, only in the baggage hall. FAIL.
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i want to put guitar hero style note charts on to horizontal escalators
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The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 9:18,
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My airport has something like this...
In part of the new Indianapolis airport, there is a light show on the ceiling. During most of the program, a light will turn red as you walk under it. You can somewhat see it in this video as each light goes out of the frame:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVDlB0OXF2w&feature=related
...but it works over the moving walkway as well as over the regular floor, so it's not really going to encourage many people to walk.
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yes
my faith in humanity is restored. of course, this would be banned as decadent in some countries.
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This is a great idea...
But if it was implemented here in the UK you'd only get some chavs fuck it up within a week
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I disagree
it'd be ripped to shit within an hour at most
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Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 0:40,
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