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This is a link post The latest patent from Airbus' department of batshit ideas
Detachable cabins.

 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Re-enforcing the idea that you're nothing more than cargo
by cramming you into a shipping container. I like it.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 21:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wouldn't it be a good idea to have one of them with parachutes attached...
For situations like when the engines explode or the plane is in a death-dive for other assorted reasons?

I could detach from the bits hurtling towards the ground at unsafe speeds.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's people like you that are casuing things to be more expensive
With your radical and expensive "safety" ideas
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 7:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe they'll build one for cattle.
Get your meat fresh. Or just fly cows around.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post what are all those giant pubes for?

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post they are all helpfully numbered
for audit purposes I imagine
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think you'll find Gerry Anderson has prior invention
Paint it green and add crew with huge heads a jerky movements, and wait for the world threatening disasters to come in.
 (I helped save b3ta! Greenbat, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 23:12, , Reply)