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This is a link post Matrimony Toolbar
For obvious reasons ??
 (I helped save b3ta! pimpingeezer, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 12:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post there's a man called swastika on there
cruel parents
 (I helped save b3ta! harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Mr Biffo does cybersex
It's a bit old but I don't think it's been posted before. Digitiser legend Mr Biffo takes on internet perverts on their own ground. The rest of the site's pretty spiffy too.
 (I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 15 Mar 2006, 9:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post number two is good

(riedacher_bertram, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 11:20, , Reply)
This is a link post Radio controlled Chimp head
Oh Dear....
 (I helped save b3ta! pimpingeezer, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 8:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post would have been better id it was a chimp head on wheels

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a link post Thailand Tsunami Then and Now Gallery
a gripping series of comparison shots
 (I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 8:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah
you dont think....little Tran..and the empty bed?

Nah it was a happy ending with the little fellah now working for Adidas
 (I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 10:03, , Reply)
This is a link post these guys rule NSFW

(riedacher_bertram, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 6:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post GC
but it makes me laugh ever time!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 6:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 8:16, , Reply)
This is a link post Kitten in the name of I made this!
A load of kittens rocking out to Rage against the Machine
 (I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 0:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!
Fantastic :)
*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 0:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post w/y/h
*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Laice , was Rogitating on, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 0:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cor!
I like this very much. Woo!
 (I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 8:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ace!
Great job.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 9:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant!

(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Woo!
*clicks*
*bookmarks ace c64 retro site* :)
 (Straymuffin Sporks?!?, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a link post Pen tricks
Those crazy orientals are just wild about their pens, so much so that they can twiddle them for hours at a time.

(ok, it maybe a cock o' glass but I thought I'd share anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Tue 14 Mar 2006, 23:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post that is UNREAL.
no way. god i wish i could
 (I helped save b3ta! Laice , was Rogitating on, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 0:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post bindun

(riedacher_bertram, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 6:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's all fun and games
until someone loses an eye!
 (I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a link post Amanda Lepore, #1 Transexual Model NSFW
Oh my oh my...
 (I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 23:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post would

(riedacher_bertram, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 6:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post someone's been searching
for tranny pron :P
 (I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 12:40, , Reply)
This is a link post Fuck it
I spazzed back as far as could be arsed, but snap my neck and shower me with urine if this isn't the cutest thing I've ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 23:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's so cute
I'm in danger of turning totally gay
 (I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 23:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awwww
that is 7000% fluff
 (Ledger, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 23:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post So cute!
I just had to punch a baby to even things out!
 (Fido Dido, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 1:13, , Reply)
This is a link post Surely this is new to us all?

(I helped save b3ta! Mastic, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 22:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post fabtastic!
[clicks]
 (MrTrent cannot think of a clever sig., Tue 14 Mar 2006, 23:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post about 5 years new, yes

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 23:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post wow
I thought this was brand new ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Mastic, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 23:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post thats about the 3rd
i think
 (I helped save b3ta! Laice , was Rogitating on, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 0:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I was being sarcastic if no-one realised
 (I helped save b3ta! Mastic, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 10:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post sarcasm is REALLY great
i got your joke, even if no-one else did.

anyone seen that fat kid singing numa numa? thats dead new too!
 (I helped save b3ta! gunkyfibbon ...acting his shoe size, not his age, since, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a link post OMG!
Bin done?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mastic, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 22:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post nope
never seen that one before
 (I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 22:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post omg!!!!111!!11111!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!eleventyone
it looks just like a cock made of glass!!!
a 'glasscock' if you will!!!
rofflflflllflflfelelfelfellellefeeefllfllflff
 (Pigpen was 'ere on, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 23:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post LOL!!!111!!!eleven.
that am well funny. I've honestly NEVER seen that before
 (I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 23:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's like a penis....
only bigger.
 (Raoul Moat's New Fishing Rod, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 0:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post nope thats a new one on me.
i mean, think of the concept.
a GLASS COCK.
wow. someone could make a website out of that
maybe even using a little clever extension on the end like .cx, then you could have www.glassco.cx!
wow.
 (I helped save b3ta! Laice , was Rogitating on, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 0:37, , Reply)
This is a link post Peacock & Chips I made this!
My brain has exploded and caused me to produce this video.
It features another classic tv theme tune (possibly even better than The Flumps!), Hong Kong Phooey and a bendy toothbrush.



This is quite possibly what the inside of my mind looks like. (scary)
(Straymuffin Sporks?!?, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 22:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...
what?
 (I helped save b3ta! wlinden, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 0:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Arf! I like this!
More random rubbish I say!
 (I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 10:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bendy Toothbrush
I never saw that toothbrush again after that night.... Ohhhhh how i miss that BENDY toothbrush
 (Superman's pants, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a link post A little taste of things to come. I made this!
Here's the first 24secs of my new flash project. Hopefully, it will last from 10 to 20mins.
It'll take me a while but it'll be good.
Enjoy the clip for now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 22:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh
how very David Firth
 (sanity challenged, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 23:25, , Reply)
This is a link post that's no moon!
no really
 (I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 21:48, , Reply)
This is a link post some russian lj obsessed with one amanda lepore NSFW
looks really really creepy

lightly NSFW due to barely concealed plastic boobs
 (I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good grief
Is it human?
 (I helped save b3ta! Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 22:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post just how drunk
would you have to be?
 (I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 22:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post me
not very, but then I have a 2 year old and a Mrs who uses sex as a weapon
 (I helped save b3ta! Mastic, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 22:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post sex weapon
that would be the best band name ever
 (I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 23:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post hmm yeah Sex Gun
or maybe Sex Pistols.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 23:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post
you should see my missus, sex is a deadly weapon
 (I helped save b3ta! Mastic, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 23:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Amanda Lepore
#1 Transexual model

www.amandaleporeonline.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 23:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post She scares me
I think its cos she looks like a clown.
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This is a link post I am going to shoot myself in the foot
Oh, the possibilities of the intarwebs
 (I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 20:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha!
what an attention seeker

*donates big time*
 (I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 20:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post i love the way in the FAQ he makes out there is more to this
than making a shit load of money and getting loads of attention
 (I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 22:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post If I won the lottery!!
Id pay to shoot him in the foot and accidnetally miss and get him in the knackers. That would truly be money well spent.
 (It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 12:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Will you .com a dollar for me?"
lol, sure i will .com a dollar.....
 (I helped save b3ta! Clickpiss, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post that sentence made me angry

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 20:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post for a million dollars
i'll shoot myself in the head

donations please
 (I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 21:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post for a million
I'd shoot that guy in the nuts. Shall I get the website ready?
 (OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 21:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post better be quick

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Documentarary???
Shooting himself could only improve his intelligenence.
 (It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 12:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Website is under constant constuction!!!"
what a cucking funt..........
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a link post B3ta FrontPage Generator I made this!

We've all been there. Slaving for hours over a masterpiece, the only thing keeping you going on the comedy masterpiece of morphing Status Quo, a Shark, No Hands AND the backend of a zebra is the knowledge that as soon as you post it, you will receive the adulation that it deserves.

So off you go to MSN communities, upload the file, go to the messageboard, post it and sit back and wait for the plaudits to come in. You sit. And you sit. And you sit some more. Nothing. Then someone posts another Death Star/Kitten/George Bush picture and whilst the obvious fools that know no better discuss the wooness of that post your masterpiece slides into oblivion. Well NO MORE!

Now the B3ta Front Page/Messageboard Adulation generator is here, you can worry no more. Simply decide whether you want a front page post or adulation on the message board, fill in the details and away you go...Instant Frontpage or feature in the Newsletter.
 (GreasyChipButty, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 20:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post omg
rofl

EDIT: thanks for the FP
 (I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 22:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post
i like how they all reply within seconds of each other.
 (jimkopelli, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 22:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post nicely
and what fun!
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 0:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post fantastic!
*clicks* I like this lots.
 (I helped save b3ta! fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Wed 15 Mar 2006, 2:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 13:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Not an eBay Advertisement I made this!
I always think eBay fail to exploit the rich seam of innuendo in their linking-sentence advertisements.

And the outtakes are here.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 20:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lisping chicks
GMTRFH
 (bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 20:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post My friend Kez, who is the 'lithping' one...
... says 'That comment is rather disturbing!'.
Edit: Or should that be 'That comment is rathher dithturbing!' Teehee!
 (I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 20:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post As it was meant to be
*old bloke with residual Toyah fantasies*
 (bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post OooohYEAH.

(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 3:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sssssh!!
You know I have a complex about my lisp!
 (guesswho, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 21:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post "You know I have a complexth about my lithp".
Teehee - sorry. I love you really, 'Shag girl'.
 (I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 21:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post
You never even noticed it until I was bribed into stroking a carpet and saying 'shag' on camera!
 (guesswho, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 21:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post You ladies.
Show you a bottle of wine and there's nothing you won't do.
 (I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 23:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post JUGS!

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post From Sarah 'Jugs' King;
Thanks for appreciating my jugs!
 (guesswho, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 22:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice Jugs, Actually.
Very clean and well-formed. Yes indeedy!
 (I helped save b3ta! Biggus Dickus , it was like that when I found it, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 23:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hurrah! Another filmic masterpiece from Curis!
And what sexy ladies you manage to bribe persuade to act!
 (I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
Ooooooh Curis who is that sexy girl in the pink snoopy pjs?
P.S When are you going to pay me?
 (guesswho, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 20:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post That sounds REALLY dodgy.

(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 21:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Clickpiss, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post FLANGE!
that is all!

:D
 (I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 14 Mar 2006, 23:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Everyone loves 'MY FLANGE!'

(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 23:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post it had broken
*sniffs*
 (bogsludger, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 22:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Top notch.
Had me laughing like a loon. I demand a feature-length version!
 (I helped save b3ta! fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Wed 15 Mar 2006, 2:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Comedic Genius!
Will play this again in a mo... just have to clean my breakfast off my monitor first!

WooYayHouplaPANOWIE to all involved! :)
 (I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 15 Mar 2006, 10:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahhahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post yay for inuendo
well done those people.
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post in before...
this one circles the internet a couple of times and gets featured in the Metro.
 (I helped save b3ta! NLi10 lurker - 10yrs & counting..., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post jugs, flange, shag and lithping...should be the new Rainbow crew
Doth it get any better than thith?
 (I helped save b3ta! iodax, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love it.
JUGS!
 (David Fishwick Minibus Sales - notmad.co.uk, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ace!
I think I'm now in love with all those women, and that shag carpet.
 (I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 0:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic.
I love all of you!


This takes my mind back to the Austin Powers part with the penis shaped rocket.
 (I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 0:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ack...
I love it, but now I can't stop watching it. Is it sad to laugh every time?
 (chinesechipmunk, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 2:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!
and the out-takes are great too!
 (whelks chance No two people are not on fire, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 2:35, , Reply)

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