David Gray is a Hobo
OK, needs some introduction.....me and my mates were discussing having a "Hobo-Q", a BBQ with a big oil barrel, having googled for the above word, i stumbled across something..........something big, David Gray-the balding Musician is a hobo, check who made the Hobo-Q thats linked above, and links taken direct from his official website...
Outside his underpass
www.davidgray.com/images/gallery/david_gray_2005_001.jpg
Dodging the dust from the train
www.davidgray.com/images/gallery/david_gray_2005_005.jpg
And Begging for change..
www.davidgray.com/images/gallery/david_gray_2005_006.jpg
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Cat5 cable action figures
I think some Russian IT guys have too much spare time...
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drunkenoaf, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 0:30,
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I got less than halfway through the thread
and had to go to bed.
I shall finish reading it tomorrow.
It is very funny.
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 4:04,
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It starts getting
really really funny at about pages 7/8/9 when the 'shopping start getting really surreal.
Funny as f**k.
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those biker kids
sure like their seams ;)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:52,
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This...
...is why I want to be a Doctor when I'm all big and grown up! (Londoners will especially appreciate the London Underground song!)
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busted
are in the soundtrack, what were you thinking?!
all good besides that though!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 0:22, Share, Reply)
My Sister knows them, they went to the same Uni
[/boring fact]
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Funkytown Motors
I made this!
my super-speedy mashup of this with Rasputin by Boney M and some other colosally uncool 1970's disco tunes
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 23:27,
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that is
enjoyable ;)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:44,
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Return to the Snarklahrg
I made this!
A (very short) game I made.
Try it. Can you complete it?
Huh, can you, huh well can you??
Go on.
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Fatboyesque remix of Edwin Starr - WAR!
I made this!
now sing it with me!
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cupboardy, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 22:01,
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Nice.
How can i get this onto my pc as an MP3?
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 22:30,
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Are you familiar with...
Xfm's The Remix?
www.xfm.co.uk/article.asp?id=5282
You should send it in for the Bedroom Bedlam slot.
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Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 22:48,
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Ooh - do you think they'd be interested?
Will forward.. thanks for the tip.
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cupboardy, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 23:03,
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woo!
TOP MASHUP!
edit: click hard people, this is quality
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 23:30,
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Juggling Beatles
Golden Slumbers from Abbey Road, jugglified.
The drum break & guitar solos are perfect.
(, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 21:03, Share, Reply)
WOW
At least he's done something useful with his spare time...
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Is it wrong
that all the way through that video I was willing him to drop a ball?
(, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 21:34, Share, Reply)
Blimey.
Years of going to festivals has given me an almost Pavlovian response to think 'cunt' whenever I see someone juggling.
3 balls is a bit lame. If he really wants to impress people he should have a ball for every element in the music. Like a Daft Punk video.
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cupboardy, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 22:26,
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Five ball version:
youtube.com/watch?v=QYUXaYCkv-A&search=jason%20garfield
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Please Help
I made this!
Please help fund my treatment.....
I,ve laid 19 eggs today and i can't finish this crossword narghghghgh!
(, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 19:32, Share, Reply)
don't worry they said
it's only a drug trial
no side effects to worry about
(, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 19:39, Share, Reply)
TRIAL what trial????
Didn't affect me, no way, NO it DIDN't come on then i will FIGHT you all NARGHGHGH!
(, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 19:52, Share, Reply)
Calm down dear...
It's just a commercial!
Or is it?
(Didn't I warn you about bringing your work home?)
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.
"I didn't want him to do it, but he said he was helping mankind, helping scientific knowledge."
Er - the £2k helped though eh?
Still a bit tradgic. I heard of a trial where they were offering £15k to cut off your toe. And then sew it back on. I think you'd have to be pretty unbalanced to do that. at least you would be if it went wrong!
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cupboardy, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 22:08,
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Not mine - I have no talent
and have checked GC register, but a very good collection of animashes
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 18:32,
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those are human descent's
he used to post here but doesn't much anymore, as he's over on www.tattyworld.net
...which should probably have a link from this board if it doesn't already
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Strawberry Dragon, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 18:41,
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All stolen from the guy who runs Tattyworld.
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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 18:43,
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Yep
those are HD's. He's got the dubious honour of being one of the most stolen-from shoppers on the net.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 18:44,
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Worst radio advert ever
...or the best? Now I just want to buy a car from Flintshire Motors.
That's what I said.
Oh dear. The link seems to have bandwidth issues. If it doesn't work, try clicking here
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MOTHERfluffer
my mind is sad. I think that is the worst thing I have heard EVERRR
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wlinden, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 17:38,
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Hahahahahah
That is amazing!
I Just Said "That is amazing!"
He Said Unreal
No I Said Amazing!
(, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 17:39, Share, Reply)
I can feel
another mashup coming on ...
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 18:04,
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hahah
it jsut keeps on going!
I like how it sounds like "flidshit" motors towards the end
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Strawberry Dragon, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 18:29,
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STOP!!!!
WHO DO, I DO, SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP NARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!
(, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 19:30, Share, Reply)
Awful, but...
... the most annoying adverts are usually the best. No-one who hears that could be in any doubt that it's for Flintshire Motors!
(, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 20:57, Share, Reply)
hahahaha
oh dear i live near flint
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:31,
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He is truly a god amongst men
I really love the antiphony, but the best is "Flintstone motors, No flintshire motors".
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Radio ad
Fantastic! Best of British, or what? I love it, but I think if I heard it a second time it might get a bit dull and a third time might cause me to kill myself.
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Hang on....
Who is it for?
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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:20,
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Urgh.
Jesus. Nice to see that local radio advertising is still solidly stuck in the 80s.
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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:09,
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that is fantastic.
they really got their one minute thirty's worth. I was sick of it after about twenty seconds.
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mozza, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:57,
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Why am I not surprised to find beveled edges
on the website of the man behind the voice?
www.guystarkey.com/page4.html
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:02,
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Honk
I love that they quote that Labyrinth song.
Voodoo? Who do? You do!
Or something... made me laugh.
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I'm drunk
And having trouble believing I'm hearing this. Even if this is a wonderful dream, it's amazing.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:41, Share, Reply)
Local radio adverts ROCK
Sing along now...
For sand and gravel delivered to your door,
That's your lot, they don't do any more,
Remember that the hump in front,
Is Camel Sand and Gravel.
(as heard on Suffolk SGR radio circa 2002)
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 4:13,
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This one gets stuck in my head for days...
If you own a home,
and you need a loan,
call First Finance.
You could be sitting on a fortune!
As heard on radio and TV.
Cedar Rapids, Iowa, USA
Pity I can't sing it for you.
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I think I recognise that voice...
From several ads that've been on Wire FM (the local radio in Warrington).
God, I want to strangle the bugger who keeps doing them.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 11:37, Share, Reply)
What was company called?
Why don't they repeat their name so we could catch it, really!
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cillit bang
is it just me or does the guys voice remind you of barry scott?
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They all sound like that, it's scary. I was trying to get work doing voiceovers a while back for a music company and they really do want you to sound like that, no idea why.
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andrew mcculloch
Ever heard that andrew mcculloch advert on Q103 in south-east. So gay.....
www.andrew-mcculloch.co.uk/
"andrew-mculloch, better value ANDREW MCULLOCH, BETTER VALUE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR"
one of those, radio goes off moments.
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i think First Choice Drains bridlington comes a very close second!
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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 9:59,
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Awwwwwwwwwwwww!
Fluff overload.
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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 19:04,
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what was he drinking?
I've woken up to worse though ;)
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Smashy only 35 years of work to go :), Wed 15 Mar 2006, 22:50,
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Wank Survey
NSFW
"We wanted to find out the average number of strokes it takes a guy to ejaculate when he masturbates. The Shootout Survey was a rigorous scientific study that involved more than 1,000 participants."
... with left hand, right hand, ambidextrousness, sexuality etc all thrown into the mix for good measure.
Sadly there is no female survey as of yet.
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Rainbow Mong, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 16:45,
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Nice
Surveys from gay men: 124
Surveys from straight men: 736
Surveys from bisexual men: 132
Surveys from none of the above: 15 ????? They can't be abstainers, that's for sure.
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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 17:00,
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Free London accomodation
Exactly what it says on the tin. I've searched glassco.cx and it's not there.
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SuperMatt, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 16:12,
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That is preposterous!
Must be a wind-up! Nice find though.
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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 16:16,
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of course I click the picture link
looks like thousands of others did too
"The GeoCities web site you were trying to view has temporarily exceeded its data transfer limit. Please try again later."
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rob, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 16:17,
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not looking good for me
im skinny, anti-social and ugly... i'd also feel a bit wierd taking photos of my armpits.
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Rainbow Mong, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 16:19,
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She's not bad, actually.
I'd apply, but i doubt she'd be interested in a short, lazy, alcoholic Yorkshireman.
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Thats great!!!
Im sure we will be reading about lots of men disappearing in the near future just off oxford st. All that is ever found are arm pits in bottles of formaldehyde.
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 16:44,
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Haha
...and mysterious piles of hats with corks attached.
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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 16:58,
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i wasn't interested
until i read that she has a water dispenser on her fridge.
phwoar!
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alexturgid has no sig, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 16:46,
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Damn!!!
I'd apply but I'm only considered cute in a Neanderthalish kind of way (It's the way my knuckles drag)
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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 16:54,
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bah
it's gone!
***THIS AD HAS BEEN REJECTED BY GUMTREE.COM AS IT IS IN BREACH OF OUR TERMS AND CONDITIONS.***
***WE HAVE LEFT IT ONLINE BUT REMOVED THE POSTER'S CONTACT DETAILS AS AN EXAMPLE OF INAPPROPRIATE CONTENT IN THE HOPE THAT THIS WILL DETER FUTURE SINNERS***
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The 39 dollar experiment
Bloke buys $39 worth of stamps. Sends 100 letters to different companies asking for 'free stuff' - so far he's generated $137.41 of almost entirely useless crap.
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rob, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 14:33,
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spongmonkey conclusion?
In his letter to Subway he slams the Quiznos spongmonkeys, but in his letter to Quiznos he claims to be a Quiznos enthusiast and slams Subway's Jared.
I want to know what his real opinion is of the Spongmonkeys. Only when I know this will I know what I think of him.
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crab_bloke), Wed 15 Mar 2006, 14:56,
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ha
I didn't notice that. You really are everywhere, Joel AKA Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke).
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rob, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 14:57,
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Be it far from me to question the Almighty Joel
For his is great and all powerfull!
But you might want to chang ethe second subway to Quiznos!
/pedant
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nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 16:34,
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ah yes
done. i'm really not too bright you know.
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crab_bloke), Wed 15 Mar 2006, 16:53,
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I did something similar the other day
I tried to see how much free stuff I could order off the web (no postage stamps for me!). I got some Tea for Hard Water (not great) from Yorkshire Tea, and some shave gel samples from King of Shaves. My flatmate once blagged about 200 cans of Ambrosia rice pudding. We made a chair out of the cans.
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Oxfam viral game shows
*fwaps* - nice hostess in the red dress
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Signify, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 14:18,
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I feel all guilty now...
.... oh wait, i'm a student with a £1000 overdraft and don't even have any money for food. In fact I have to borrow money off mates just to eat.
Still signed it tho :)
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Spam Filter Formerly known as Superdude, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 14:53,
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Thanks Oxfam
you've reminded me that I like being rich and wish to stay that way by not giving money to poor people.
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rob, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 14:53,
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Betting gone wrong...
I made this!
Not sure if this sort of thing is appropriate for here, but i did make it.
There are hundreds of celebrities listed and all you have to do is bet on the next one to die. If you win, you win a share of the prize pot (currently over $100) with whoever picked the same celeb. If no one else picked the same as you, you win the lot.
Bets cost $2 and half the bet goes straight into the prize pot.
You even get a free lighter with your first bet (uk only, while stocks last).
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DirtyArse, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 14:05,
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so basically you are encouraging people to bet on someone unlikely
then go and kill them, yes?
sounds like a good idea actually. *muses*
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 14:08,
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Nah,
its in the T&C that we dont pay out for murders.
Dont want to give anyone any ideas now.
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DirtyArse, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 14:09,
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it's a dead pool
are these things legal? I've always wondered.
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rob, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 14:17,
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I used to run a bookies and we wouldn't take bets on death dates
It was an ethical decision by the owners rather than a matter of law, I was informed.
Edit: Though they were a bunch of money-grabbing cunts with very little ethics, so maybe they were telling us a load of bollocks to make us feel like we wern't working for Satan himself.
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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 15:18,
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50 Cats in a House
I made this!
Every once in a while I come across bits in the news about people who collect cats. Such that they eventually have more cats than they can deal with, and end up with phrases in the papers like "covered with feces" and what not.
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