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This is a link post David Gray is a Hobo
OK, needs some introduction.....me and my mates were discussing having a "Hobo-Q", a BBQ with a big oil barrel, having googled for the above word, i stumbled across something..........something big, David Gray-the balding Musician is a hobo, check who made the Hobo-Q thats linked above, and links taken direct from his official website...

Outside his underpass
www.davidgray.com/images/gallery/david_gray_2005_001.jpg

Dodging the dust from the train
www.davidgray.com/images/gallery/david_gray_2005_005.jpg

And Begging for change..
www.davidgray.com/images/gallery/david_gray_2005_006.jpg
 (MarsLandingParty, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 0:42, Reply)
This is a link post Cat5 cable action figures
I think some Russian IT guys have too much spare time...
 (I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 0:30, Reply)
This is a link post Forum newbie gets flamed
Extreme.
 (boynextdoor is remixing your mum, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 0:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I got less than halfway through the thread
and had to go to bed.

I shall finish reading it tomorrow.

It is very funny.
 (I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 4:04, Reply)
This is a normal post It starts getting
really really funny at about pages 7/8/9 when the 'shopping start getting really surreal.
Funny as f**k.
 (leo sayer's left nipple, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post those biker kids
sure like their seams ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! mediocre HONKA HONKA, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:52, Reply)
This is a link post This...
...is why I want to be a Doctor when I'm all big and grown up! (Londoners will especially appreciate the London Underground song!)
 (boynextdoor is remixing your mum, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post busted
are in the soundtrack, what were you thinking?!


all good besides that though!
 (exyzed, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 0:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
My Sister knows them, they went to the same Uni

[/boring fact]
 (MarsLandingParty, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 0:44, Reply)
This is a link post Funkytown Motors I made this!
my super-speedy mashup of this with Rasputin by Boney M and some other colosally uncool 1970's disco tunes
Get Flash player to hear the audio
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post that is
enjoyable ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! mediocre HONKA HONKA, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:44, Reply)
This is a link post Return to the Snarklahrg I made this!
A (very short) game I made.
Try it. Can you complete it?



Huh, can you, huh well can you??

Go on.
 (MackanZoor, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post no
:(

love the sound effects though
 (exyzed, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post yes!!

(riuhiru, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 1:51, Reply)
This is a link post Fatboyesque remix of Edwin Starr - WAR! I made this!
now sing it with me!
Get Flash player to hear the audio
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice work!

(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice.
How can i get this onto my pc as an MP3?
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ diddled your mum on, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post click of
the right on the topic name / title
 (exyzed, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you familiar with...
Xfm's The Remix?

www.xfm.co.uk/article.asp?id=5282

You should send it in for the Bedroom Bedlam slot.
 (I helped save b3ta! Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh - do you think they'd be interested?
Will forward.. thanks for the tip.
 (I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post woo!
TOP MASHUP!

edit: click hard people, this is quality
 (I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 23:30, Reply)
This is a link post Juggling Beatles
Golden Slumbers from Abbey Road, jugglified.

The drum break & guitar solos are perfect.
(ccc, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post WOW
At least he's done something useful with his spare time...
 (Superman's pants, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it wrong
that all the way through that video I was willing him to drop a ball?
 (Straymuffin Sporks?!?, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey.
Years of going to festivals has given me an almost Pavlovian response to think 'cunt' whenever I see someone juggling.

3 balls is a bit lame. If he really wants to impress people he should have a ball for every element in the music. Like a Daft Punk video.
 (I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post that is amazing

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre HONKA HONKA, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Five ball version:
youtube.com/watch?v=QYUXaYCkv-A&search=jason%20garfield
 (Uncle Frampton, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 23:40, Reply)
This is a link post Please Help I made this!
Please help fund my treatment.....
I,ve laid 19 eggs today and i can't finish this crossword narghghghgh!
(Superman's pants, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post don't worry they said
it's only a drug trial
no side effects to worry about
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post TRIAL what trial????
Didn't affect me, no way, NO it DIDN't come on then i will FIGHT you all NARGHGHGH!
 (Superman's pants, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Calm down dear...
It's just a commercial!

Or is it?


(Didn't I warn you about bringing your work home?)
 (Straymuffin Sporks?!?, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post .
"I didn't want him to do it, but he said he was helping mankind, helping scientific knowledge."

Er - the £2k helped though eh?

Still a bit tradgic. I heard of a trial where they were offering £15k to cut off your toe. And then sew it back on. I think you'd have to be pretty unbalanced to do that. at least you would be if it went wrong!
 (I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
I'll do it
 (Superman's pants, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:55, Reply)
This is a link post Not mine - I have no talent
and have checked GC register, but a very good collection of animashes
 (I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade fisting by the pool, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post those are human descent's
he used to post here but doesn't much anymore, as he's over on www.tattyworld.net

...which should probably have a link from this board if it doesn't already
 (I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post also
www.humandescent.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post All stolen from the guy who runs Tattyworld.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep
those are HD's. He's got the dubious honour of being one of the most stolen-from shoppers on the net.
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha sitting quietly, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed

(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 10:46, Reply)
This is a link post Worst radio advert ever
...or the best? Now I just want to buy a car from Flintshire Motors.

That's what I said.

Oh dear. The link seems to have bandwidth issues. If it doesn't work, try clicking here
Get Flash player to hear the audio
(ccc, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post MOTHERfluffer
my mind is sad. I think that is the worst thing I have heard EVERRR
 (I helped save b3ta! wlinden, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahahah
That is amazing!

I Just Said "That is amazing!"
He Said Unreal

No I Said Amazing!
 (Ledger, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post wow
*clicky*
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
That's what I said :)
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha sitting quietly, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post good grief..
unreal!
 (I helped save b3ta! - D - Let it Beard, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I can feel
another mashup coming on ...
 (I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Here you go.
Quick and crap.
 (I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post *loves*
(loads)
 (Sgt Freddy Colon My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Good shitting Christ
I.... just, wow.
 (I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 15 Mar 2006, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post *SPAM*

(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
it jsut keeps on going!

I like how it sounds like "flidshit" motors towards the end
 (I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post STOP!!!!
WHO DO, I DO, SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP NARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!
 (Superman's pants, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Awful, but...
... the most annoying adverts are usually the best. No-one who hears that could be in any doubt that it's for Flintshire Motors!
 (Scary, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
oh dear i live near flint
 (I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post He is truly a god amongst men
I really love the antiphony, but the best is "Flintstone motors, No flintshire motors".
 (Stranger hates the sun on his laptop screen, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Radio ad
Fantastic! Best of British, or what? I love it, but I think if I heard it a second time it might get a bit dull and a third time might cause me to kill myself.
 (gilesmthomas, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Hang on....
Who is it for?
 (I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Flinstone Motors

(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Urgh.
Jesus. Nice to see that local radio advertising is still solidly stuck in the 80s.
 (I helped save b3ta! HP SPEEDCORE!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
genius!
 (I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
that is fantastic.

they really got their one minute thirty's worth. I was sick of it after about twenty seconds.
 (I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Why am I not surprised to find beveled edges
on the website of the man behind the voice?

www.guystarkey.com/page4.html
 (I helped save b3ta! Manic declared war on Old Media, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!
That am extremely woo!
 (stotty, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Honk
I love that they quote that Labyrinth song.

Voodoo? Who do? You do!

Or something... made me laugh.
 (nate, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm drunk
And having trouble believing I'm hearing this. Even if this is a wonderful dream, it's amazing.
 (SusK, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Local radio adverts ROCK
Sing along now...

For sand and gravel delivered to your door,
That's your lot, they don't do any more,
Remember that the hump in front,
Is Camel Sand and Gravel.

(as heard on Suffolk SGR radio circa 2002)
 (I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 10 YEARS ON B3TA, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 4:13, Reply)
This is a normal post This one gets stuck in my head for days...
If you own a home,
and you need a loan,
call First Finance.
You could be sitting on a fortune!

As heard on radio and TV.
Cedar Rapids, Iowa, USA

Pity I can't sing it for you.
 (TSGarp, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 8:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I recognise that voice...
From several ads that've been on Wire FM (the local radio in Warrington).

God, I want to strangle the bugger who keeps doing them.
 (Purple Jonax, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post by golly...
...that deserves a remix!

*fires up Reason*
 (Fit bird from the Samsung Galaxy Tab viral ad with the elephant n shit CGI is for cunts and sluts, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post
flintstone?
 (rosstheboss, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post What was company called?
Why don't they repeat their name so we could catch it, really!
 (chrisjw, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post oh my freaking god.
How long is that bloody ad??!
 (Kundalini wants his hand back, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 0:35, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
it's the gift that just keeps on giving
 (I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 1:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
giving
going
If you see this as text in a post, b3tamonkey has fluffed it up when i chose quickedit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord of Teh 9 meh, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post cillit bang
is it just me or does the guys voice remind you of barry scott?
 (kramit http://lpjam.blogspot.com/ woo yay, blog spam, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:03, Reply)
This is a normal post
They all sound like that, it's scary. I was trying to get work doing voiceovers a while back for a music company and they really do want you to sound like that, no idea why.
 (Wascally Weasel now with 100% fewer jokes., Mon 20 Mar 2006, 0:51, Reply)
This is a normal post andrew mcculloch
Ever heard that andrew mcculloch advert on Q103 in south-east. So gay.....

www.andrew-mcculloch.co.uk/

"andrew-mculloch, better value ANDREW MCULLOCH, BETTER VALUE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR"

one of those, radio goes off moments.
 (Miss_Blue, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post i think First Choice Drains bridlington comes a very close second!

(I helped save b3ta! piss-doff has got food poisoning on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 9:59, Reply)
This is a link post Awwww
Baby elephant in bed
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha sitting quietly, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Awwwwwwwwwwwww!
Fluff overload.
 (I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post what was he drinking?
I've woken up to worse though ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Smashy only 35 years of work to go :), Wed 15 Mar 2006, 22:50, Reply)
This is a link post Wank Survey NSFW
"We wanted to find out the average number of strokes it takes a guy to ejaculate when he masturbates. The Shootout Survey was a rigorous scientific study that involved more than 1,000 participants."

... with left hand, right hand, ambidextrousness, sexuality etc all thrown into the mix for good measure.

Sadly there is no female survey as of yet.
 (I helped save b3ta! Rainbow Mong, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
Surveys from gay men: 124
Surveys from straight men: 736
Surveys from bisexual men: 132
Surveys from none of the above: 15 ????? They can't be abstainers, that's for sure.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' twitter.com/#!/HamsterTrippin, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 17:00, Reply)
This is a link post Free London accomodation
Exactly what it says on the tin. I've searched glassco.cx and it's not there.
 (I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post That is preposterous!
Must be a wind-up! Nice find though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' twitter.com/#!/HamsterTrippin, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post of course I click the picture link
looks like thousands of others did too

"The GeoCities web site you were trying to view has temporarily exceeded its data transfer limit. Please try again later."
 (I helped save b3ta! rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post not looking good for me
im skinny, anti-social and ugly... i'd also feel a bit wierd taking photos of my armpits.
 (I helped save b3ta! Rainbow Mong, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post She's not bad, actually.
I'd apply, but i doubt she'd be interested in a short, lazy, alcoholic Yorkshireman.
 (MrTrent cannot think of a clever sig., Wed 15 Mar 2006, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post "after that, we will re asses"

(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats great!!!
Im sure we will be reading about lots of men disappearing in the near future just off oxford st. All that is ever found are arm pits in bottles of formaldehyde.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
...and mysterious piles of hats with corks attached.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' twitter.com/#!/HamsterTrippin, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post i wasn't interested
until i read that she has a water dispenser on her fridge.

phwoar!
 (I helped save b3ta! alexturgid has no sig, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn!!!
I'd apply but I'm only considered cute in a Neanderthalish kind of way (It's the way my knuckles drag)
 (I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post bah
it's gone!

***THIS AD HAS BEEN REJECTED BY GUMTREE.COM AS IT IS IN BREACH OF OUR TERMS AND CONDITIONS.***
***WE HAVE LEFT IT ONLINE BUT REMOVED THE POSTER'S CONTACT DETAILS AS AN EXAMPLE OF INAPPROPRIATE CONTENT IN THE HOPE THAT THIS WILL DETER FUTURE SINNERS***
 (Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 19:29, Reply)
This is a link post The 39 dollar experiment
Bloke buys $39 worth of stamps. Sends 100 letters to different companies asking for 'free stuff' - so far he's generated $137.41 of almost entirely useless crap.
 (I helped save b3ta! rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post spongmonkey conclusion?
In his letter to Subway he slams the Quiznos spongmonkeys, but in his letter to Quiznos he claims to be a Quiznos enthusiast and slams Subway's Jared.

I want to know what his real opinion is of the Spongmonkeys. Only when I know this will I know what I think of him.
 (I helped save b3ta! Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Wed 15 Mar 2006, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post ha
I didn't notice that. You really are everywhere, Joel AKA Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke).
 (I helped save b3ta! rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Be it far from me to question the Almighty Joel
For his is great and all powerfull!

But you might want to chang ethe second subway to Quiznos!

/pedant
 (I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post ah yes
done. i'm really not too bright you know.
 (I helped save b3ta! Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Wed 15 Mar 2006, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I did something similar the other day
I tried to see how much free stuff I could order off the web (no postage stamps for me!). I got some Tea for Hard Water (not great) from Yorkshire Tea, and some shave gel samples from King of Shaves. My flatmate once blagged about 200 cans of Ambrosia rice pudding. We made a chair out of the cans.
 (geetoo, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 16:40, Reply)
This is a link post Oxfam viral game shows
*fwaps* - nice hostess in the red dress
 (I helped save b3ta! Signify, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I feel all guilty now...
.... oh wait, i'm a student with a £1000 overdraft and don't even have any money for food. In fact I have to borrow money off mates just to eat.

Still signed it tho :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Spam Filter Formerly known as Superdude, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks Oxfam
you've reminded me that I like being rich and wish to stay that way by not giving money to poor people.
 (I helped save b3ta! rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 14:53, Reply)
This is a link post Betting gone wrong... I made this!
Not sure if this sort of thing is appropriate for here, but i did make it.

There are hundreds of celebrities listed and all you have to do is bet on the next one to die. If you win, you win a share of the prize pot (currently over $100) with whoever picked the same celeb. If no one else picked the same as you, you win the lot.

Bets cost $2 and half the bet goes straight into the prize pot.

You even get a free lighter with your first bet (uk only, while stocks last).
 (DirtyArse, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post so basically you are encouraging people to bet on someone unlikely
then go and kill them, yes?

sounds like a good idea actually. *muses*
 (I helped save b3ta! manolith - modomite, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah,
its in the T&C that we dont pay out for murders.
Dont want to give anyone any ideas now.
 (DirtyArse, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post it's a dead pool
are these things legal? I've always wondered.
 (I helped save b3ta! rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to run a bookies and we wouldn't take bets on death dates
It was an ethical decision by the owners rather than a matter of law, I was informed.

Edit: Though they were a bunch of money-grabbing cunts with very little ethics, so maybe they were telling us a load of bollocks to make us feel like we wern't working for Satan himself.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' twitter.com/#!/HamsterTrippin, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 15:18, Reply)
This is a link post 50 Cats in a House I made this!
Every once in a while I come across bits in the news about people who collect cats. Such that they eventually have more cats than they can deal with, and end up with phrases in the papers like "covered with feces" and what not.
 (I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 15 Mar 2006, 13:59, Reply)

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