John
John was a fellow i used to know in work. Nice chap. but suffered from being a bit round. When i say a bit round, he was very fat, and pretty much circular from every angle. One of those fat people whose fat seems to be immune to gravity and holds onto the waste.

Anyway - like i said nice chap, but probably because of effects of school, very timid, shy etc. Didn't have much of a voice. As a result, he held an air of awkwardness in conversation. What would normally be easy to talk to someone else would be difficult with John as he didnt seem to have a close rapport with anyone.

One day Me and another colleague were sitting at our desk, I was taking a Barrocca and offering to my mate, when John walked by... Naturally as i had just offered my mate one, I now felt obliged to ask John he he wanted a Barrocca too.

John being as nice as he is, accepted my offer, picked a tablet out of the tube and promptly put it in his mouth, chewed and swallowed it.

Me and my mate froze in stunned silence... seconds ticked by... but we didnt raise our concerns to him - more out of shock than anything.

Anyone else at this point would be a throthing mess, but not john. He quietly walked back to his desk, whilst me and my mate slowly turned to each other realising it was now to late to tell John what Barrocca's were.

An hour later we found him in the toilet wimpering whilst voilently shitting in a cubicle.

poor sod. Really couldnt have happened to a nicer guy.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 10:28, 12 replies)

What sort of nancy queer flabby housewife shitwipe takes fucking barocca, you fucking feeble limp-dick cunt

(yo man river INVINCIBLE, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 10:57, closed)

A nancy queer flabby housewife shitwipe,
but on a really good day?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 11:12, closed)

Replies, etc.

( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 20:19, closed)

Yeah, but Barodka
Barroca & Vodka. Best hangover cure ever.

Followed by a couple shots of Rum Bongo. Boomtime.
( rofl harris, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 11:34, closed)

Only the most pissyknickered of ladyqueens get hangovers

(yo man river INVINCIBLE, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 20:49, closed)

Herbal shite, doesn't work.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 11:43, closed)

Makes your wee
look like screenwash though
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 12:47, closed)

Is that a bonus?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 14:59, closed)

I've never had a stranger piss than the time we ran out of mixer and resorted to berocca.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 19:25, closed)

who is fat seems to be immune to gravity

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 13:49, closed)

corrected :)
i always mess that word up
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 14:25, closed)

Waste or waist?
Both kinda make sense, but the former suggests he eats and never shits... which might explain his weight problem.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 15:05, closed)

haha! Doh.

(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 15:44, closed)

Never had one of these, but why B12 tablet should have laxative effect?

( omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 12:04, closed)

WTF is a Barrocca?

(Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 18:28, closed)