Holy cow!
My wife's cousin has a very good job and is a lovely person but sometimes we wonder how she survives in this world.
One day she was visiting family down here and we thought we'd invite her out for dinner.
Off we trotted to the local Italian where we sit down to order. We decide quickly what we're having but cousin is taking her time, brow furrowed as she looks through the menu.
"The bolognese is good here and you always loved Mum's bolognese" says Mrs Monkeyboyalpha.
"Oh no. I haven't been able to eat that for the last 2 years" says cousin.
"You've not gone vegetarian!?" we utter
"No, I'm allergic to dairy" cousin answers
*stunned silence*
( monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Tue 9 Feb 2016, 13:11, 12 replies)

Traditional bolognese sauce is made with
milk
( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Tue 9 Feb 2016, 14:53, closed)

Not to mention the fact that a lot of people have grated parmesan with it
I think it's clear who the stupid ones are in monkeyboyalpha's family. Quite the realisation there, I imagine.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 9 Feb 2016, 16:08, closed)

s'truefax
foodnouveau.com/destinations/europe/italy/how-to-make-an-authentic-bolognese-sauce/
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 10 Feb 2016, 10:45, closed)

is your point that bolognese doesn't have dairy in it?
because it can
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 9 Feb 2016, 15:18, closed)

Traditional spaghetti is made from flour, eggs and milk.
No wait that's pancakes. Move along.
( Peej, Tue 9 Feb 2016, 15:59, closed)

Traditional bolongnese sauce is a way of recording your thoughts and feelings on the days events.

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Tue 9 Feb 2016, 16:35, closed)

It's funny because she is a cow?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 10 Feb 2016, 0:40, closed)