I used to work with a guy called Bill
That is his real name and now I don't work with him I couldn't give a fuck if he knows this is about him.

He is fat. Obese. But not obese like a whale he is obese with legs and arms and a stomach that protrudes so far over his belt it corners before his legs do. That's not everything though he has greasy, really thick greasy black hair that he combs back, imagine a Kray brother with enough grease to ease the introduction of Hitler under the Chuppah.

On top of that he has acne. Serious acne. Yellow BRIGHT FUCKING BIRDS EYE CUSTARD yellow acne. All over his face.

He only has to walk up two flights of stairs and he breathes as if his life depends on it.

He eats two breakfasts a day. 8:30 full English from the canteen. 10:30 sausage and bacon barm. Lunch time, macdonalds or full mixed grill in the canteen. Inbetween all of this he consumes multiple mars bars, caramels, cream buns, whatever his podgy little cuntish fingers can grip.

What annoys me? The fact he announces to the office on a daily basis that he is now on a diet...EVERYDAY for the last 8 years I heard that.

Oh and he wears glasses.

The fat fucking useless elvis impersonating heart attack flirting cunt.

I hope he dies soon
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 26 Mar 2016, 1:36, 2 replies)

GET TO DE CHUPPAH!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 26 Mar 2016, 16:47, closed)

I hear that spanishfly does like a bit of lolly

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 26 Mar 2016, 17:32, closed)