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"Touch my bum, this is life", glowers Richard "Interw3bz" McBeef. I was recently asked "What colour was your hair?", which made me feel well old. Tell us about moments when you realised you were knocking on a bit. Conversely, perhaps you are a sprightly young whippersnapper who is exasperated by the older folks: do tell.

(, Mon 25 Apr 2016, 15:51)
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when i bent over to pick up a baby toy
and inadvertently said, "oooof."

wtf. where did that come from? fuck off.
(, Tue 3 May 2016, 8:59, 16 replies)
I imagine a baby dropped it

(, Tue 3 May 2016, 10:24, closed)
there is an appalling lego/transformers joke to be made here somewhere...

(, Tue 3 May 2016, 12:59, closed)
by someone smarter than you, presumably

(, Tue 3 May 2016, 14:39, closed)
no such thing, e-dawg

(, Tue 3 May 2016, 14:44, closed)
I'll just wait until you think of something funny then
we could be here for quite some time
(, Tue 3 May 2016, 15:51, closed)

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(, Wed 4 May 2016, 8:45, closed)

As you get older you make noises when sitting/bending down, and sometimes when getting up too. That's just how it is.
(, Tue 3 May 2016, 14:17, closed)
username is appropriate here

(, Tue 3 May 2016, 14:43, closed)
lol

(, Tue 3 May 2016, 22:07, closed)
I think I started this in my early twenties.

(, Tue 3 May 2016, 17:40, closed)
Was it a queef?
The muscles do tend to 'slacken' as the years roll by.
(, Tue 3 May 2016, 18:01, closed)
stole my joke
strike through "said" : queefed
(, Tue 3 May 2016, 20:18, closed)
toy facts of life
When a boy toy loves a girl toy very, very, much ...
(, Tue 3 May 2016, 23:10, closed)
I've been in love with rachelswipe for so long.....
....that I must be old now!
(, Wed 11 May 2016, 21:43, closed)
it IS a very long queue...

(, Thu 12 May 2016, 12:24, closed)
It might be a very long queue
....but I have infinite(*) patience

:-)

Been waiting years already....



* subject to the limiting factor of my death, and the lack of any afterlife (at least one which doesn't break the laws of thermodynamics)
(, Sun 15 May 2016, 15:54, closed)

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