The generation game
"Touch my bum, this is life", glowers Richard "Interw3bz" McBeef. I was recently asked "What colour was your hair?", which made me feel well old. Tell us about moments when you realised you were knocking on a bit. Conversely, perhaps you are a sprightly young whippersnapper who is exasperated by the older folks: do tell.
( , Mon 25 Apr 2016, 15:51)
"Touch my bum, this is life", glowers Richard "Interw3bz" McBeef. I was recently asked "What colour was your hair?", which made me feel well old. Tell us about moments when you realised you were knocking on a bit. Conversely, perhaps you are a sprightly young whippersnapper who is exasperated by the older folks: do tell.
( , Mon 25 Apr 2016, 15:51)
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when i bent over to pick up a baby toy
and inadvertently said, "oooof."
wtf. where did that come from? fuck off.
( , Tue 3 May 2016, 8:59, 16 replies)
and inadvertently said, "oooof."
wtf. where did that come from? fuck off.
( , Tue 3 May 2016, 8:59, 16 replies)
there is an appalling lego/transformers joke to be made here somewhere...
( , Tue 3 May 2016, 12:59, closed)
( , Tue 3 May 2016, 12:59, closed)
I'll just wait until you think of something funny then
we could be here for quite some time
( , Tue 3 May 2016, 15:51, closed)
we could be here for quite some time
( , Tue 3 May 2016, 15:51, closed)
As you get older you make noises when sitting/bending down, and sometimes when getting up too. That's just how it is.
( , Tue 3 May 2016, 14:17, closed)
Was it a queef?
The muscles do tend to 'slacken' as the years roll by.
( , Tue 3 May 2016, 18:01, closed)
The muscles do tend to 'slacken' as the years roll by.
( , Tue 3 May 2016, 18:01, closed)
toy facts of life
When a boy toy loves a girl toy very, very, much ...
( , Tue 3 May 2016, 23:10, closed)
When a boy toy loves a girl toy very, very, much ...
( , Tue 3 May 2016, 23:10, closed)
I've been in love with rachelswipe for so long.....
....that I must be old now!
( , Wed 11 May 2016, 21:43, closed)
....that I must be old now!
( , Wed 11 May 2016, 21:43, closed)
It might be a very long queue
....but I have infinite(*) patience
:-)
Been waiting years already....
* subject to the limiting factor of my death, and the lack of any afterlife (at least one which doesn't break the laws of thermodynamics)
( , Sun 15 May 2016, 15:54, closed)
....but I have infinite(*) patience
:-)
Been waiting years already....
* subject to the limiting factor of my death, and the lack of any afterlife (at least one which doesn't break the laws of thermodynamics)
( , Sun 15 May 2016, 15:54, closed)
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