Drinking...
My mum used to drink heavily.

Some days she'd drink 3 or 4 bottles of Vodka, but with the so-called credit-crunch, she's had to cut back.

She's started to drink brake fluid.

I've told her that clearly she needs to get help, but she reckons that she can stop at any time.








[gets coat]
(dchurch bah, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 14:38, closed)

Too good
well done, sir!
(bazmorningstar Meal Of Yule On Time. Xmas dinner must be punctual, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 14:58, closed)

I can't
claim credit for this, I went (was forced!) to a panto at the weekend and this was the one and only (reasonably) funny joke out of the whole lot!
(dchurch bah, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:09, closed)

GAWFAW!
snorted my tea out my nose and all over my desk
(Tibble off the crack since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:09, closed)

Gliggles
That gave me a gliggle.

I think i will be using that myself before the day is out ...
(Ghoti Fingers, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:12, closed)

Yeah
some of the posts are a little depressing (which could have been foretold from the question) for this time of year, so thought a light-hearted one wouldn't go amiss ;-)
(dchurch bah, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:28, closed)

Bindun
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=62104
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:54, closed)

...
bugger! Sorry about that - I hadn't got that far yet.
(dchurch bah, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:22, closed)

Sod it...
I've just seen an earlier version of it than yours as well.

Bloody hell.
(dchurch bah, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:33, closed)