All good points, apart from that I do not have, and have never had a sock-puppet - I'm quite happy to call people cunts with this account*. Also, somewhat grudgingly, I quite like BD - I wished him Merry Candles last night in some thread or other - and in any case, I prefer not to mention people's real-life families, as it's lazy and in poor taste. For example - so far as I recall, I've never made a f** w*** reference.

*You useless flailing cunt.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 23:06, 2 replies)

"Merry Candles" ?
You just made me vomit. Grow up.
(Council Gritter, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 23:25, closed)

Specifically, "Merry Candles, Mr Dedd", as I was, for some reason, thinking about Merry Christmas, Mr Lawrence.

You need to work on your gag reflex. If you pop down to your local docks, I'm sure your mum will be able to give you a few contacts who can help with that - and you could probably make tuppence a go.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 23:37, closed)

You think the anniversary of the day a person signed up for a message board is worthy of note.
I'd rather be in a cock-sucking tag team with my mum than be as lonely as you.
(Council Gritter, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 10:37, closed)

Oh do stop moaning you joyless husk.
It's a lovely sunny day - go outside and play with the traffic.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 12:16, closed)

Alright the Mock Turtle.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 6:42, closed)