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Our old pal Freddie Woo says: An ancient aunt once tried to kidnap me and leave me on an island after lying about the last ferry. Ever been forced to do something good or bad?

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 11:35)
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I once found him at my wedding.
Wasn't hard mind, I'd invited him.
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:01, 3 replies)
Less of a wedding more of a harpooning mate.
Was Shambles wearing his favourite comedy t-shirt at this gloriously backwards event?
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:12, closed)
Alright Rick Fathelme.

(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:22, closed)
Did you mean backwoods?

(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:26, closed)
it was in Suffolk ... it was both

(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:31, closed)
I thought you were without internet?

(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:56, closed)
how many weepy stalker accounts do you tragedies have?

(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:58, closed)
What I've never understood is why it seems to think think that you're somehow trolling you..
...by mentioning your happy marriage, successful career etc, etc.

Presumably because you only have to mention saltwater pools, say, to invoke paroxysms of rage in the unstable creepy weepy types.
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:40, closed)
See?
b3ta.com/questions/againstyourwill/post2342006
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:42, closed)
And if they're really angry, they'll post a picture of you going out enjoying yourself.

(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 12:13, closed)
Nothing quite says happiness like being seen with Bariatric Belinda and hoping that nobody guesses that you married it.

(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 13:09, closed)
A bag around the waist for all the MASSIVE DRUGS!

(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:48, closed)
mostly insulin and glucose in that case ... hardcore til I die

(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 12:02, closed)
Even your own body wishes you were dead.

(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 12:07, closed)
REALLY MASSIVE DRUGS!

(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 12:31, closed)

Presumably he was standing in front of your wife.
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:13, closed)

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(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:22, closed)
it's funny because she's fat

(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:23, closed)
Like weddings are real things.

(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:15, closed)
It was enough to drive poor Baldmonkey to a breakdown.

(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:21, closed)

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