Where Did It All Go Wrong?Woocfot asks: Tell us all about that turning point in your life when it started going downhill. Yeah, that drunken conversation with my dad when he suggested I become a civil servant. Dammit, I could have been an astronaut
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:32)
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My mates mum was a fun, energetic old birdup to the age of about 87-88.
Then the poor cunt swallowed a fly.
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:41, 4 replies)
Why?(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:51, closed)
I'm not sure......but the subsequent attempts to nullify said insect led to a self-prescribed series of ever more massive fauna which she ingested - following practically an entire pray/predator series through to conclusion.
Bit it was the Findus lasagne that finished her off, funnily enough.
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:57, closed)
did she die?
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:54, closed)
Yes.Of course!
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 17:01, closed)
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