My ex was a filth bag
I still shudder thinking about this.

I am as most males fairly interested in licking the hairy clam.

So one night my then girlfriend gets home and we start down the path of hanky panky. Now at this stage ive forgotten that ive noticed the shower head hasnt been moved from where I so carfully put it three days in a row and head down south for some mouth love.
Cue me screwing my nose up and asking if she has washed lately? Shock horror, no she hasnt, but hops out of bed and grabs a mediwipe.

Im not sure which tasted worse, the three day old manky pussy or the lemon flavoured chemical minge i had a go at.

Needless to say we broke up not long after that.

Good riddance to bad rubbish!
( jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 6:35, 6 replies)

Oh ffs
I wish I hadn't read that while having my breakfast.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:35, closed)

I read it after mine and it still made me feel a bit ill

(impossibly witty twat No, YOUR Mum etc etc, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:14, closed)

Didn't bother me.
Not much makes me feel ill, to be honest.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:45, closed)

If she is dirty enough to not be offended at you asking when she last cleaned her clunge
then she is too dirty.
(TheColonel, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:40, closed)

Wahahahaha
Very funny *click*
(ed-z, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:03, closed)

...Get your own back by dipping your knob in a bowl of fish and cheese and ask for a BJ.
(Asharin Stabby stab stab, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:07, closed)