Crouch in yer float
Short, not sure if you will find it funny or wrong:

In our pre-teens, my mate Ross earnt the sobriquet "the phantom shitter" (not the most imaginative I grant you, but we were 11 and 12).

He always need to shit when we were out playing Just William style games (turned up to 11).

The 2 that had us crying with painful laughter were:

Shitting on our Spanish friend Pedros dad's (real name!)Seat Toledo roof, and using his socks (which he threw away) to shape it into a police light.

Also, getting caught short near the local dairy, and curling one out on the driver's seat of a milk float. I hope the poor driver didn't jump straight in the next morning in the dark.
(Growbag Pointless, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:08, 3 replies)

Ha ha
I had an Australian housemate about 11 years ago - he was only over for a summer to play cricket, and really didn't like our nosy old neighbour, to the point where he left a "Mr Whippy" on his doorstep the day before flying home. Which was not nice.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:12, closed)

hahaha
2 pints today...christ that smells off :)
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:20, closed)

hahaha!
i just can't stop giggling at the thought of some little kid on top of his mate's dad's car, modelling a turd with his sock-covered hands!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 19:29, closed)