Panic buying
My adsl filter gave up the ghost one saturday night, couldnt get one at PC world and Maplins was shut. Couldnt get on Xhamster and was forced to purchase a jazz magazine from the newsagents.
You try finding a gentlemans interest periodical on a sunday teatime.
(Finster Ate a cat biscuit for a bet, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:29, 4 replies)

Masturbation on the Sabbath? You, sir, are a disgrace.
Yours, outraged of Tunbridge Wells.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:49, closed)

Sir, my tailor is jewish so my Sabbath falls upon the Saturday.
(Finster Ate a cat biscuit for a bet, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:56, closed)

A "closed eye" should see you through.
Or has the porn on tap that the internet provides, robbed our youth of that skill?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:17, closed)

As a geek....
....I think it fair to point out that the ADSL filter doesn't make your internet work, it just stops your telephone calls sounding shitty.

If you spent less time masturbating you would know this. Or if you masturbated to PC Pro.
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 20:43, closed)

Yes i am aware that is the case for most people with a decent phone connection, but i live out in the middle of nowhere miles from the exchange and my line is usually very noisy and it affects the digital component as well as the vocal modulated component, my modem craps out and disconnects automatically.
Bought a new filter and its now staying connected enough for a good browse of the naughty ladies but nothing except a replacement of the line to the local trunk will cure it and deliver more than the 1 meg I am lucky to get on occaision.
(Finster Ate a cat biscuit for a bet, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:22, closed)