BRIAN "Frigging" MOSS
For bringing newbie self-promotion to a new level and then complaining when people called him on it.

Are you with me Span Wang?
( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 18:51, 3 replies)

I remember when i first met Brian...
It was in a bar in Detroit, he was performing with his band, i could tell as soon as i saw him that this was a man to whom music was everything, it ran through his veins like blood runs through the veins of us mere mortals.

After the show i knew i knew had to introduce myself to this free spirit, this God of rock. He was sat with a lady on each arm, snorting blow off the back of another lady who was being used as some kind of table, she wasn't a very good table, i lost quite a few drinks that night.

I was nervous as i approached him, what if he didn't like me? What if i wasn't cool enough to be in his gang? What if he knows i have a third nipple?

None of these things mattered to Bring Moss, he invited me to sit down...that night changed my life forever.

I had never been ass raped by a man before, and i don't want to be again. Three years later and i'm still having therapy, taking pills...it's the flashbacks that really get to me, his face in the mirror, that rapey face, grinning and laughing whist pounding away at my swollen, gaping, bloody ring.

Thank you for the memories Brian, thank you.
(Span Wang Is in the house, shame it's on fire, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 10:17, closed)

Oh, those were the best of times, when we were young and free!
At least you have some good stories to tell the grandchildren!
( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 13:29, closed)

very vivid
thanks for that
(Miss B3thpot, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 22:21, closed)