Bad Dates
Tell us about your least successful date. Arrive late? Forget their name? Show them goatse on your phone just as the main course arrived? Or was it the other way around?
( , Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:27)
Tell us about your least successful date. Arrive late? Forget their name? Show them goatse on your phone just as the main course arrived? Or was it the other way around?
( , Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:27)
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Took a girl to the cinema
...turned out the film showing was Army of Darkness. I was so utterly transfixed by the utter brilliance of it all, I totally forgot about paying any attention to my date. She dumped me immediately afterwards.
( , Thu 17 Oct 2013, 22:56, 11 replies)
...turned out the film showing was Army of Darkness. I was so utterly transfixed by the utter brilliance of it all, I totally forgot about paying any attention to my date. She dumped me immediately afterwards.
( , Thu 17 Oct 2013, 22:56, 11 replies)
tbh I can't even remember her name now
but I can quote huges swathes of dialogue from the film
( , Thu 17 Oct 2013, 23:05, closed)
but I can quote huges swathes of dialogue from the film
( , Thu 17 Oct 2013, 23:05, closed)
To be fair, that's what the cinema is for.
Sounds like a moody cow, saved yourself some misery there.
( , Fri 18 Oct 2013, 1:57, closed)
Sounds like a moody cow, saved yourself some misery there.
( , Fri 18 Oct 2013, 1:57, closed)
If she didn't like that film she wasn't worth worrying about.
In fact she wouldn't have been worth leafing through your copy of 'Make Love! The Bruce Campbell Way' for.
She dumped you? Hell Emvee, you should have dumped HER.
( , Fri 18 Oct 2013, 9:34, closed)
In fact she wouldn't have been worth leafing through your copy of 'Make Love! The Bruce Campbell Way' for.
She dumped you? Hell Emvee, you should have dumped HER.
( , Fri 18 Oct 2013, 9:34, closed)
I think she said it was the worst movie she'd ever seen
I probably dodged a bullet there
( , Sat 19 Oct 2013, 13:09, closed)
I probably dodged a bullet there
( , Sat 19 Oct 2013, 13:09, closed)
A girl once convinced me to watch one of the Fast and furious movies.
The sex afterwards was similar,
shit and dull.
( , Fri 18 Oct 2013, 9:38, closed)
The sex afterwards was similar,
shit and dull.
( , Fri 18 Oct 2013, 9:38, closed)
Yo, she-bitch! Let's go
Was probably not the best way to invite her back to yours
( , Fri 18 Oct 2013, 10:08, closed)
Was probably not the best way to invite her back to yours
( , Fri 18 Oct 2013, 10:08, closed)
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