Took a girl to the cinema
...turned out the film showing was Army of Darkness. I was so utterly transfixed by the utter brilliance of it all, I totally forgot about paying any attention to my date. She dumped me immediately afterwards.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 22:56, 11 replies)

I think you made the right decision.
Great movie! :-)
( JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 23:02, closed)

tbh I can't even remember her name now
but I can quote huges swathes of dialogue from the film
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 23:05, closed)

She had huge... swathes of dialogue

(McChinaman banned, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 0:04, closed)

To be fair, that's what the cinema is for.
Sounds like a moody cow, saved yourself some misery there.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 1:57, closed)

If she didn't like that film she wasn't worth worrying about.
In fact she wouldn't have been worth leafing through your copy of 'Make Love! The Bruce Campbell Way' for.
She dumped you? Hell Emvee, you should have dumped HER.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 Oct 2013, 9:34, closed)

I think she said it was the worst movie she'd ever seen
I probably dodged a bullet there
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 13:09, closed)

A girl once convinced me to watch one of the Fast and furious movies.
The sex afterwards was similar,

shit and dull.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 9:38, closed)

And gay?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 9:57, closed)

and gay.

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 10:00, closed)

Yo, she-bitch! Let's go
Was probably not the best way to invite her back to yours
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 10:08, closed)

:(
NOW you tell me I've been doing it wrong.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:10, closed)