It was only a week or so back.
I got dragged along to an album launch by this awful bunch of Brummie pricks called The Yurtsmiths at some dump called 'Twang Club' in Coventry. Christ they were shit.

The lead 'singer' (if you could call it that - atonal groaning, really) was a right knob, handing round 'veggie samosas' before the show and lighting joss sticks etc. Fucking wanker. He even had the gall to trot out his two downsy kids (who were called something like Sunshine and Youssou or some bollocks).

Then there was the so-called music. It sounded like an elephant having an eppy fit in a music shop. Total gash - I'd rather listen to a mongol choir. To be honest, if me and the guys weren't spliffed out on some serious bifters of doobage, the whole night would have been one of the worst in my entire life.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:06, 12 replies)

Gay cunts.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:09, closed)

I've heard their stuff.
I found it 'achingly beautiful'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:12, closed)

I found it spiritually uplifting and very moving.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:16, closed)

Mongol Choir
a chorus that would sing one rendition of Abide with me on horseback before killing all the men present raping all the women and integrating the survivors into their tribe
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:12, closed)

That'd liven up ToTP,
if that were still a thing.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:25, closed)

Mong on a horse, you say?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:40, closed)

I liked it
Made a shitload on the door by selling garden trimmings to the student wankers as 'massive doobage'.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:22, closed)

Haha
Oh Monty, you wag
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:36, closed)

If I have know my donation to Scope and the Make A Wish Foundation
Was going to result in that, I'd have bought myself a Kit-Kat instead.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:42, closed)

Mongol choir?
I could listen to one of those all day youtu.be/RxK4pQgVvfg (OK, they're Tuvan, but the style is almost identical)
( SteamedCleaner, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:56, closed)

This lot were a bunch of folk pricks
One of their lyrics went 'hey nonny no, hey nonny no, I'm the hardest man on the island-o'

I ent even lying bruv.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 17:13, closed)

Actual lol

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 17:20, closed)

GOD YOUR SUCH A BULLY

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 17:19, closed)

watlle and daub earth mother pricks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:11, closed)