Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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My mum walked in on me.Not so much as a knock on the door, and she stormed in on me to tell me that she'd caught me with cigarettes. And it was just made that much worse by the fact that as she burst in, my pants were about my knees and my hand furiously flying in the usual manner. Learned a couple lessons that day. Always lock the door behind you and only undo your pants just as far as you need to.
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Ithyphallophobia, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 3:05,
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it already did......arf
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That was a lessonlearned on another day in health class. Although I'm 5'9" or so, so I'm not sure that my days smoking have put me at much of a disadvantage for height. There are still the nights where I wake up in a cold sweat after dreaming about the volleyball prodigy I could have been if I had never smoked.
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Ithyphallophobia, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 0:44,
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