Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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FartWhen someone says "urgh, have you farted?" Turn round and say "no, your nose is too close to your arse"
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When you say "urgh have you farted?" And they reply "no" you say "what, never?"
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 18:25, Reply)
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