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At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.

(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Time i felt like a verbal bad-ass.
I have always been quite thin, despite eating like Brain Blessed with the munchies.

Walking through tesco one day, and a particularly common sounding london woman said to her friend,

"Gawd, 'asn't he got scrawny arms?"
"And haven't you got a fat arse", I replied, and then felt dissapointed that nobody I know was there to hear it.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 21:47, closed)

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