Black sheep of the family II
Freddie Woo says: I was a bit friendly with this chap was once on Jeremy Kyle for what he called "brother and sister problems". He was such a family outcast they made him sleep in the shed. Tell us about your family black sheep.
( , Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:10)
Freddie Woo says: I was a bit friendly with this chap was once on Jeremy Kyle for what he called "brother and sister problems". He was such a family outcast they made him sleep in the shed. Tell us about your family black sheep.
( , Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:10)
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I would imagine that "spontaneously decided to sweep the loft, then fell down the stairs onto a broom" is substantially lower down the list of possible contributory factors than "was drunk and experimental".
( , Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:33, 1 reply)
"Honestly doc, I just fell on it and it happened to go directly up my rectum which just happened to be suitably lubricated at that exact moment."
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My mate womble fell out of a loft onto the top of a stepladder and ripped one of his bollocks off.
I reckon he'd have preferred the unlikely lubed violation option.
( , Sun 23 Feb 2014, 0:53, closed)
I reckon he'd have preferred the unlikely lubed violation option.
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