I dispair.
My father really did believe that he was the millionth visitor to a website (do they even have those banner adds any more?) He will phone up competition lines at 4 billion pounds a minute to win frick all. I dare not look at his internet history.

But whats most scary, because of his love of handing out personal information we've been having the 'mircrosoft' scam phone calls, if I'm not there to waste their time, my father will actually believe them, 'your computer running a bit slow?' 'why yes it is young sir' I just wait for the day that he gets his card raped.

The laminate list idea is going to be done this weekend.
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 12:53, 1 reply)

I'll add 'Millionth visitor scam' banners to their laminate.
If you have any other tips add them here!
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 12:57, closed)

"Get off the computer before you hurt yourselves you stupid old cunts."

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:02, closed)

Tell them not to click on any message that pops up telling them they have viruses UNLESS it's actually from the anti virus software they have installed
If I had a penny for everytime I've had to remove malware and adware from my Dad's or my inlaws' PCs I'd have £5.63
( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:38, closed)

I got 3 license keys free with Kaspersky, through my bank account
They are definately having one of those.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:08, closed)

I did the same with extra Avast! licenses.
It's much easier to manage their antivirus solutions than having to fix yet another borked machine.
( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:11, closed)