IgnoranceI once was in a programming class where the task was "build a calculator". A student did one with buttons 1, 2, 3 all the way up to about 25 and then ran out of space on the screen. We've asked this before but liked it so much we're asking again: What's the best example of ignorance you've encountered?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:30)
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Why, thank you.I have been told in the past that I look quite distinguished.
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PfffffftI suppose the bar is quite low in Oz.
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Like you'd get a look in.(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 8:40, closed)
Quite, you must have a list of internet women who want to shag you as long as your nob.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:02,
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TrueSeeing as the only thing you know about me is that I've got tits and no knob, your reply is quite telling.
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In what way?EDIT: I don't really get this thing where you seem to think that I'm somehow interested in you (sexually or otherwise). It's not the first time that you've insinuated that I seem to be keen on you.
Just to be clear - YOU ARE A STRANGER ON THE INTERNET & I AM IN NO WAY INTERESTED IN PURSUING ANY TYPE OF RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU.
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Don't flatter yourselfI have never once thought you'd be interested in me, and God I certainly wouldn't touch you with a barge pole.
Taking your picture into account, and how you conduct yourself on the internet, to be honest I'm surprised anyone would want to actually meet you in person.
I just though it was funny how you are automatically offensive when you know nothing about someone. Your replies are more telling than you think they are.
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I like this.Nearly as lacking in self-awareness as his fellow troll The Mock Turtle.
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Why respond?(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 21:29, closed)
I could ask the same of you.I'm not that bothered to change my sig to have your name in it though.
Ah bless, have I upset the tubby little Ringo?
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No.(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 9:22, closed)
That's usually just a polite way of telling you that you've gone prematurely gray.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 8:35,
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About 25 when it started to creep into my beard.So yeah, maybe.
Not so much "salt and pepper" as "Whitebeard" now.
When I've threatened to shave, the missus and daughter have howled in protest.
I've also got a pretty big bald spot at the back of my head.
EDIT: a pretty important comma after "shave".
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