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Not Alan Partridge tells us: "I was once offered the chance to co-present a programme on national radio. Audience of millions, but blew up spectacularly, my entire contribution being the rustling of paper in the background. I was that bad, I have since burned my copy of the pilot show." Tell us about your big break, and how you messed it up.

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:22)
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My neighbour nearly bought his teenage daughter tickets to a Tom Milsom concert.

(, Sun 6 Apr 2014, 21:14, 20 replies)
I think we should refrain from mentioning that he had an abusive relationship with an underage girl
Until he's actually been lynched for having an abusive relationship with an underage girl.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 9:39, closed)
Surely mentioning it would constitute said lynching.
Unless you're referring to an actual lynching, involving rope rather than tabloids.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 9:40, closed)
Apparently Happytoast has already been quoted as saying that abusive relationships with underage girls..
...aren't actually noncey, so we can talk about it as much as we like on /board.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 9:55, closed)
This is one to file under
'Going to go on and on...' Isn't it?
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 10:12, closed)
I doubt it, he gets bored of them when they hit 16.

(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 10:37, closed)
yep wasn't funny the first time and it doesn't improve with repetition

(, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 15:43, closed)
Andythepieman disapproves of this thread people!
Stop being silly right now!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 21:20, closed)
I can only assume he approves of cartoon kiddie grot.

(, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 10:35, closed)
I might knock up a cartoon.
Or ... you know ... just Google for some Japanese tentacle porn and mspaint some blue hair on it.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 10:16, closed)
There's some proper lol to be had on Twitter over this whole debacle.

(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:04, closed)
Linky??

(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:08, closed)
Just do a Twitter search for him. Fucking idiotic teenage girls defending him and me proper winding them up.

(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:36, closed)
I didn't understand the point of Twitter until I discovered how easy it is to upset people on it.
I am so happy right now.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:41, closed)
Fuck that, that'd involve me having to join fucking Twatter.

(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:41, closed)
all I can see is thick tweenagers wanking endlessly on at one another as if they have ever had a single original and constructive thought

(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:45, closed)
Correct. Fish in a barrel.

(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:47, closed)
I prefer the idiom 'as easy as coercing vulnerable thirteen year olds into unwanted sexual activity'.

(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:58, closed)
alright Tom

(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 13:07, closed)
lol
see above
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 17:33, closed)
Do they have a group noun a la 'Beliebers'?
Milsomers? Milsommer Murderers? Perhaps 'Milsom' can be used as an adjective in this very specific circumstance.

Now I've given myself a mental image of some posing teenage girl throwing a nondescript gesture, 'Got Milsom?' text across the bottom of the image and JPEG artefacts for Internets pedantry.

Still, paedodramalulz are better than the actual QOTW we're in.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 17:42, closed)

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