Biggest opportunity I've blown
Not Alan Partridge tells us: "I was once offered the chance to co-present a programme on national radio. Audience of millions, but blew up spectacularly, my entire contribution being the rustling of paper in the background. I was that bad, I have since burned my copy of the pilot show." Tell us about your big break, and how you messed it up.
( , Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:22)
Not Alan Partridge tells us: "I was once offered the chance to co-present a programme on national radio. Audience of millions, but blew up spectacularly, my entire contribution being the rustling of paper in the background. I was that bad, I have since burned my copy of the pilot show." Tell us about your big break, and how you messed it up.
( , Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:22)
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My neighbour nearly bought his teenage daughter tickets to a Tom Milsom concert.
( , Sun 6 Apr 2014, 21:14, 20 replies)
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I think we should refrain from mentioning that he had an abusive relationship with an underage girl
Until he's actually been lynched for having an abusive relationship with an underage girl.
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 9:39, closed)
Until he's actually been lynched for having an abusive relationship with an underage girl.
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 9:39, closed)
Surely mentioning it would constitute said lynching.
Unless you're referring to an actual lynching, involving rope rather than tabloids.
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Unless you're referring to an actual lynching, involving rope rather than tabloids.
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 9:40, closed)
Apparently Happytoast has already been quoted as saying that abusive relationships with underage girls..
...aren't actually noncey, so we can talk about it as much as we like on /board.
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 9:55, closed)
...aren't actually noncey, so we can talk about it as much as we like on /board.
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 9:55, closed)
yep wasn't funny the first time and it doesn't improve with repetition
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Andythepieman disapproves of this thread people!
Stop being silly right now!
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 21:20, closed)
Stop being silly right now!
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 21:20, closed)
I might knock up a cartoon.
Or ... you know ... just Google for some Japanese tentacle porn and mspaint some blue hair on it.
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 10:16, closed)
Or ... you know ... just Google for some Japanese tentacle porn and mspaint some blue hair on it.
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 10:16, closed)
There's some proper lol to be had on Twitter over this whole debacle.
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Just do a Twitter search for him. Fucking idiotic teenage girls defending him and me proper winding them up.
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I didn't understand the point of Twitter until I discovered how easy it is to upset people on it.
I am so happy right now.
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:41, closed)
I am so happy right now.
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:41, closed)
all I can see is thick tweenagers wanking endlessly on at one another as if they have ever had a single original and constructive thought
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I prefer the idiom 'as easy as coercing vulnerable thirteen year olds into unwanted sexual activity'.
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:58, closed)
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Do they have a group noun a la 'Beliebers'?
Milsomers? Milsommer Murderers? Perhaps 'Milsom' can be used as an adjective in this very specific circumstance.
Now I've given myself a mental image of some posing teenage girl throwing a nondescript gesture, 'Got Milsom?' text across the bottom of the image and JPEG artefacts for Internets pedantry.
Still, paedodramalulz are better than the actual QOTW we're in.
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 17:42, closed)
Milsomers? Milsommer Murderers? Perhaps 'Milsom' can be used as an adjective in this very specific circumstance.
Now I've given myself a mental image of some posing teenage girl throwing a nondescript gesture, 'Got Milsom?' text across the bottom of the image and JPEG artefacts for Internets pedantry.
Still, paedodramalulz are better than the actual QOTW we're in.
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 17:42, closed)
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