Bodge JobsIf you can't fix it with a hammer and a roll of duck tape, it's not worth fixing at all, my old mate said minutes before that nasty business with the hammer and a roll of duck tape. Tell us of McGyver-like repairs and whether they were a brilliant success or a health and safety nightmare.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:58)
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Best AdviceIf it moves, hit it again with a hammer
If it doesn't move, get back in your lorry and drive away. In Bradford somewhere preferably.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:23,
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I remember a catch-all piece of advicealong the lines of if it doesn't move and it's supposed to, then you need WD40; if it moves and it's not supposed to, you need gaffa tape.
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sanityclause is waiting until, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:47,
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and now I have just got your joke.I am very slow this afternoon. I'm going home.
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sanityclause is waiting until, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:47,
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This is sage advice.You should compo it.
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This is a good post *click*but the younger members won't get it....Needs more ripper -
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yorkshire_Ripper
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I just assumed most people in Bradford killed streetwalkers.(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:40, closed)
They did.But it was banned under the last government as a stealthy addition to the ban on fox hunting.
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HeheIt's not a crime in Bradford, it's a sport!
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