Booze Related DisastersWe want to know about your worst experiences with alcohol. Woken up in bed with your mum? Stole a donkey? Shat yourself in Harvester? Funniest stories will be used on B3ta Radio and also preserved by the magic of the web on this very site.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Mar 2004, 2:28)
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Friday 13thRemember Kreamola Foam? Mix with water, tastes like strawberries. Mix with vodka, tastes like strawberries. Mix with 18 year old twat, a five star hotel, rather irritatted 'staff', result?
Sick before the starter, and then again after, then left on the street to rot, then watch was stolen, then taxi, sick again, bed, sick, fire alarm (ignored), sick, valentines day. Sick, zoo, sick, MOST EXPENSIVE ITALIAN IN TOWN. Not sick, too ill to eat. Sex, sick.
I know what you're thinking. The zoo on Valentines! Wasn't she a lucky one.
Sick.
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Also...
On a mental night out, chicks loving me and mates, drink flowing, dancing like idiots but looking like gods.
One step better than looking like gods ofcourse,is looking like gods dancing on the stage.
I don't know if you've ever dislocated your knee but it sobered me up instantly. Then in hospital they gave me morphein, and cyclo-hexane. Morphein makes you feel like Jebus personified, and cyclohexane prevents you from being sick.
gonnapukegonnapukegonnapukegonnapuke..I'm ok..gonnapukegonnapukegonnapukegonnapuke..I'm ok..
Sweet sweet booze...
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The Lurker Plenty One, Fri 19 Mar 2004, 2:43,
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