Booze Related DisastersWe want to know about your worst experiences with alcohol. Woken up in bed with your mum? Stole a donkey? Shat yourself in Harvester? Funniest stories will be used on B3ta Radio and also preserved by the magic of the web on this very site.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Mar 2004, 2:28)
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How to upset your friends parentsRight ...imagine this.
You're a nice middle class family, with a lovely daughter. You've got a gorgeous house in a really nice seaside town in Devon, which you've just repainted bright white.
The afore mentioned daughter invites me down from Nottingham for a few days, most of this time is spent in the pubs drinking cider plus quite a lot of Rum & Blackcurrents.
To cut a long story short..... I wake up in the middle of the night, needing to puke. The nearest place I can find to vomit is out the bedroom window. I puke out the window & go back to sleep.
The next morning, I can't work out why there's such a frosty atmosphere at the breakfast table. ....until I go outside & see the bright purple "rum & black" puke stains right down the front of the freshly painted house!!!
(, Fri 19 Mar 2004, 10:34, Reply)
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