Break-up StoriesFreddie Woo sends us a tale of woe which ends: "I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera, and the arse pummeling up and down sometimes had a tattoo, sometimes it didn't. I moved out that day." Tell us about how a relationship's come crashing down around you.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:18)
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I'm certainly not a paedo, that's true.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 23:50,
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But you did headbutt that guy to death, and then eat his heart. So I heard, anyway.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 0:04,
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Nah, I headbutted his heart out of him then made him eat it.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 0:09,
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If you did that in Scotland, you'd be legally married.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 0:21,
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You'd die of cholestoral poisoning if you ate a Scottish heart(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:01, closed)
Well you weren't on any registers that I searched.(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 0:05, closed)
Right, so you've ended up having to search registers in a paranoia-fuelled frenzy after someone googled your username then typed some words onto the internet that were already on the internet.Protip: if you're that worried, don't link your real name to your username so thoroughly, then act like a spastic on a site full of cunts.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 0:11,
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It would probably make you more attractiveif you where more of pedophile.......
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