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Freddie Woo sends us a tale of woe which ends: "I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera, and the arse pummeling up and down sometimes had a tattoo, sometimes it didn't. I moved out that day." Tell us about how a relationship's come crashing down around you.

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:18)
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+ 'And if you ever even THINK of cheating on me I'll FUCKING KILL YOU YOU WHORE! In fact, I EVER even THINK that you're thinking about cheating on me I'll kill you. NOW FETCH ME MY DINNER! AND SOME BEERS!'

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 20:01, 1 reply)
or even, "yes, yes I would"
then you don't look like a complete womble as you try to nonchalantly extract the details while still looking cool masking a cold sweat panic.
(, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 1:09, closed)
*Nods*
I should probably change my answer to this.
(, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 2:06, closed)
Or even 'What do you mean? I'm cheating on you right now. Oh, I'm sorry, I haven't introduced you to Michaela The Sex Midget yet, have I?'

(, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 3:33, closed)

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