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Marketing bollocks, buzzword bingo, or your mum saying "fudge" when she really wants to swear like a trooper. Let's ride the hockey stick curve of this top hat product, solutioneers.

Thanks to simbosan for the idea

(, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:13)
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What?
I used to have a verbally disabled boss who was always coming out with his own made-up ‘management speak’. Some that spring to mind;

“He lies like a hairy egg.”

“That’s the problem with these courses, they teach you stuff you don’t know.”

“He’s digging himself a hole and finding mole hills to add to his other mole hills.”

“I smell a Heron!”

“You’ve got two choices and one of them is to leave, so It’s one choice really (after a short pause he frowns and turns to his assistant) Is one choice a choice?”

He was fat, bald, moustached, sweary, chain smoking, afternoon drunk, idiot. I’d love to work for him again.
(, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:28, closed)
This answer should win.

(, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:29, closed)
Agreed...
...I personally will be using the phrase 'He lies like a hairy egg' in every possible conversation from now on.
(, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:32, closed)
"I smell a heron!" is my favourite.

(, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:35, closed)
absolutely.

(, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:08, closed)
I like the idea
of making up your own bollocks that only you know the meaning, if indeed there is a meaning
(, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:29, closed)
The beauty of it was
he wasn’t doing it on purpose, he was just not very good at thinking or speaking.
(, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:33, closed)
Sounds like he's great at speaking
just not in the conventional/pedant way!
(, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:01, closed)
I'm going to spend the rest of the day
Lying like a hairy egg
(, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:33, closed)
This is rubbish.

I'm a hairy egg.
(, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:03, closed)

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