Sorry not me, but a mate...
...was caught by his dad whilst going down on his girlfriend.

Embarrassed dad says, "Oh, hi son, do you want a Chinese?"

Reply, "No thanks dad, I've already eaten".
( Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:54, 6 replies)

But in reality
This didn't actually happen, did it?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:26, closed)

That's...
...exactly what I was about to suggest, too.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:29, closed)

It did indeed.

( Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:29, closed)

I bet she was a supermodel too.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:33, closed)

an asian one at that

(hotpiss is very much liking your popping musics, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:54, closed)

Sorry.

Is your mum a supermodel?
( Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 18:23, closed)