Last one I promise, I've had a LOT of success recently with this method
As most communication with the younger ladies (18-25) is done through text or email these days, it gives a great opportunity for ambiguous statements, you have to be a bit of a wordsmith for this one but trust me the rewards are brilliant!

Send messages that use phrases that she COULD interpret at sexual advances or innuendo, but with a get out clause in case she reacts badly.

You can't really lose, she won't assume you're being a sex pest as it could be read one of two ways, if she does you just trawl out the alternative reading and she feels like an idiot.

With any luck she'll read the possible sexual connotation and either respond to it and blam, hook line and sinker, or alternatively she won't mention it but the thought of the sexual connotation will play on her mind all day.

Examples include:
I'd give you one: (in reference to "I need a hug" or "I could use a hug" or even "needing a job or anything material"), get creative with it though... "Awww you know if I was there I'd give you one" or "you know if I could I'd give you one"
ALSO
"You're making it pretty hard for me"
"I wish you were here to see it"
etc etc
( JebediahSpringfield, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:53, 5 replies)

I do this all the time
It is quite good fun :D

*Clicks*
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:05, closed)

sounds good. Can you check these for me?
How are you? I've got a stiff one for you...
How did you find that exam? I found it hard and quivering with urgency...
I've got a chocolate male chicken in my room - do you want to suck my cock?
(Fothermucker, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:22, closed)

I think you're missing some of the subtle nuances!
Must try harder ;)
( JebediahSpringfield, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:09, closed)

If a woman
sends you a text saying she needs a hug, she either already is well up for a good hard rooting and you are slow on the uptake, or she thinks you are gay because, as we all know, "I need a hug" actually means "I need you to hug me whilst pressing your hardon up against me, before you attack me, hands everywhere like a fucking octopus".

There may be women for whom this may not mean the same, but they rarely text anyone due to possibly having only one hand. (Because they spend their weekends at the zoo taunting Polar Bears through cage bars, obviously)
(Rsoles, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 19:40, closed)

This REALLY happened.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 7:19, closed)