Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 11:02)
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at the age of ten I watched Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure a biliion times...and truly believed that I would build a phone-box
time machine and send it back in time to when i
was 10 so i could use to my heart's content...
this has not yet happened!... I hate my future self!
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 2 Apr 2007, 12:13,
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