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I like writing letters of complaint to companies containing the words "premier league muppetry", if only to give the poor office workers a good laugh on an otherwise dull day. Have you ever complained? Did it work?

(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 13:16)
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American Express Yourself
My ex worked at American Express, in the customer service department. One day they received a package containing a card which had been carefully rolled into a tube shape, and a tub of Vaseline.

The message was clear...
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:35, closed)
How do you roll up a credit card?

(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:36, closed)
Warm it over a candle
or other heat source. I imagine him cackling to himself as he did it...
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:38, closed)
Melt it and wrap it round a suitable mould.
You'd probably have to put it in the oven to get it hot enough.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:13, closed)
As someone who worked for them
mercifully briefly, I would have quite happily carried out his implied threat on the entire middle-management. That said, this is Brighton we're talking about and a mere credit card would have left quite a few of them feeling rather cheated.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:49, closed)
Yes, it was Brighton AMEX that I'm talking about

(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:57, closed)

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