Control FreaksPeej writes, "My mate Tony's dad used to weigh the breakfast cereal in the morning to make sure everybody got an equal amount and the pack provided the exact amount of servings advertised on the packet. I learned from this that the recommended serving size on a cereal packet isn't enough to feed a sparrow."
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chthonic, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 13:57)
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I am two heaped coffee, one flat sugar, semi-skimmed milk to the top of the teaspoons bowl when resting in the cup and water that has dropped from boiling to roughly 92 degrees celsius.However, no one can be trusted to make this for me as they are shitty useless wastes of skin and oxygen.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 14:32,
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That's similar to what my ex-boss called me. In a Scouse accent. Fiddling with his braces.(, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 14:38, closed)
God... you called that coffee. I suppose that when you talk about cheese you have in mind a sheet of gooey orange substance extruded between two pieces of plastic film. And high fructose corn syrup, texturized soy protein and mechanically deboned chicken is your idea of a supper.
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