Any internet spawned joke out of location
May not be the case with anyone else, but i hate it
What's funny on the net, does not belong down the Pub. Cue some very blank stares from everyone else and an awkward pause if someone tries to vocalise something viral.
(MaxZero ZeroMax, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:29, 11 replies)

Lies
a man getting cock punched is just as funny on You Tube as it is in the Pub.
(Bushcricket, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:37, closed)

Especially if you demonstrate it...

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:37, closed)

And vice versa, really.

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:37, closed)

I can't remember who it was
But they said they were in the pub and mentioned going after someone with the Honda Accord of justice. Consequently this was greeted with blank stares and several WTFs.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:44, closed)

Sometimes
When something is mildly funny, but not laugh out funny I just say "lol" while keeping my face deadpan. It's rare that anyone understands the complexity of my statement.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:15, closed)

I force myself not to do that.
I work in IT, use only Linux at home, only watch TV through the internet and (as I am doing now) browse the web through my phone. I've been called a geek by my colleagues in IT and have a virtual wife and kids -- I refuse to say "lol" lest I be branded even more of a geek.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 12 May 2011, 18:14, closed)

I hope you say it as if it's an actual word.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 12 May 2011, 18:39, closed)

I disagree in part...
That "Oi mate, you've shit yerself" video www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGJyOkKmYeM AND the Bobby Davro faceplant vid are both accepted worthy subjects to repeatedly quote in my circle of friends... and most of them aren't even webby types!
( mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:13, closed)

I'd never seen the Bobby Davro thing. Found it on youtube spliced with Keyboard Cat: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Y5cq8U4Mbk

Laughed so hard I shit myself. Seems appropriate, really.
(hairybuddha, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:20, closed)

Maybe your first mistake was trying to describe goatse.
(Draco Rattus ate all the pies on, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:31, closed)

Maybe my second mistake was trying to re-enact it
(MaxZero ZeroMax, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:31, closed)