Simple veggie chilli
Piece of piss to cook, ideal if you have veggie friends / shags you need to cook for:

Ingredients:

3 onions
3-4 chillies (green for mild, red for hot, birds eye for mad hot)
2 tins kidney beans in chilli sauce
2 tins chopped toms
1 packet soya meat (not Quorn, trust me. Supermarket own brand will do)
1-2 peppers
punnet of mushrooms
Cooking oil

Method:

- chop onions, heat oil, fry onions in oil, as frying, add the chopped chillies. WASH YOUR HANDS after chopping the chillies. Chop peppers, add.
- fry for around 5 mins
- add the soya mince
- add the toms and the kidney beans. Add a bit of water if needs be, as the soya soaks up a lot of water
- stir, simmer on a low heat for at least 30 mins
- chop up the mushrooms, add
- cook for another 10 mins

Serve.
(TheImmortalJenkins, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:54, 4 replies)

Why-o-why-o-why-o-why
would you use soya mince (or any other type of fake meat) to make veggie chilli? Do you hate vegetarians that much? Never mind that you've neglected to add any flavour to the recipe.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:40, closed)

To add more flavour, I'd roast the peppers and also add some chocolate or cocoa
Also, never use Quorn as most veggies hate it. Quorn is for teenage girls trying to lose weight.
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 15:55, closed)

I think we can safely assume that you've never persuaded a vegetarian to have sex with you.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 16:44, closed)

Ha!
You horrid bully.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 20:25, closed)