Marital aids.
Why is it, when you get a 'toy' that has a wire connecting the object to the controller, does the wire only ever last 1 or 2 uses before somehow detaching itself from some inaccessible point thus rendering the toy more of an ornament. Its not like im particularly violent with them.
(Freakmandu, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:46, 6 replies)

Cue sweaty handed virgins in 3...2...

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:21, closed)

why would sweaty handed virgins be interested in useless plastic ornaments.
(Freakmandu, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:27, closed)

You don't have to countdown your own entrance Brayn
It's more than a little weird...
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 19:05, closed)

Stop putting the wire inside you.
Christ!
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:41, closed)

Are you sure it's not corrosion rather than mechanical failure?

(ubergeekian, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:35, closed)

Store in a cool, dry place.
...erm...
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 5:15, closed)