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We wanted a monkey butler and bought one off eBay. Imagine our surprise when we found it was just an ordinary monkey with rabies. Worse: It had no butler training at all. Tell us about your duff technology purchases.

Thanks to Moonbadger for the suggestion

(, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:51)
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My BT Vision box never has enough space for the programmes that I want to watch,
The trick is to realise that you don't get to watch TV anymore, and just use the online catchup services when you're in bed (note: you'll need a PC in the bedroom, or a laptop).

Failing that, shell out on a load of DVDs for the little-un, then scream with frustration when she rips off the DVD loading tray.
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:18, 1 reply)
Been there, got the t-shirt...
I've had the laptop drawer ripped off my Vaio during a particularly exciting and eventful viewing of Monsters Inc., 2p coins fed into the self-loading drive of the PS3 (pulled them out and wiped the innards with an e-cloth and it works perfectly, so that's a plus on the build-quality score of Sony products!), had numerous "substances" wiped on the TV, so I get where you're coming from, but we do use a MacBook pro for things like iPlayer when we're not in the lounge; it's just i'd like them to have offered larger storage in twit box compared to a normal sky+ one, as whilst it may even be twice the size, the programs take up 4 times the space in HD...
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:45, closed)
CRT tellys are much more child-resistant than flat-screens, too.
I've no need at the moment, but I'm giving serious thought to building at HTPC (any size storage I want, plus and broken bits can be replaced), but only if I can be sure it will pass the family acceptance test.

I'm sure life was much simpler when it was 4 channels and a VCR (toast in the VCR, I suppose).
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:45, closed)
I remember...
The nearest thin to science fiction was a mate's dad who had a Bang and Olufsen stereo that could PLAY MUSIC IN EVERY ROOM! It was like Star Trek to us as kids. In some ways, I miss those days. Like, back when only people who knew how to use a computer would own one. When I worked in tech support many moons ago, it was always a joy to talk to the out-of-warranty users on the expensive help line, as the call would be "hi, I tried x, y and z, it still doesn't work after I reinstalled the operating system - can I have the part number for a new motherboard so I can go order one?", as opposed to those post-"Internet revolution", who would phone up genuinely unable to plug the monitor in, despite there being only one VGA port, the cable only fitting one way up and both port and cable being painted purple.

When I were a lad, t'were all fields round 'ere...*sigh*
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