Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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Great Grandmothers count?Long story short, she chased a much older man around the world, latched on and bled him dry. Amusingly, she never kept a penny, giving all of it to her relatives who hate her.
She came to my grandparent's wedding anniversary, dressed like something from certain 'websites'. The short skirt was better described as a belt and the top showed more of her chest than you'd ever believe, although her breasts gravitated around her waist. She spent most of that time bending over in front of the younger men picking up imaginary items, and offering to lapdance anyone who even looked in her direction.
And that did include a 14-year-old me too, who was back then, as pure as the driven snow. I had to be told just what a 'lapdance and blow job' would involve the ride home.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 2:33, Reply)
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